“They get their Ouija board and their little planchette and they go down into the basement and they literally set up like a seance. They put their Ouija board down, they light some candles, and they sit down and they put their fingers on the planchette and they begin asking questions like, sort of to the room, you know, ‘hey, mom, you know, if you’re in here, you know, give us a sign,’ and they look at the board and they’re hoping it’s going to move. But over the course of the next hour, they tried every combination of question they could ask to inspire the spirit of their mother to come in there and talk to them, and no matter what they did, they just couldn’t get the planchette to move…”