If you are anything like me, you like hot tasty fries, movies and you need some kind of soothing cream, cause your ring hole is seriously itchy. You will also like Jasmine Tookes a.k.a. Jas Jas, a Californian girl, who wears a bikini comfortably, the same way I wear this cod piece. More after the jump.

A trailer for the 30 minute Beastie Boys film Fight For Your Right Revisited, just dropped online. Elijah Wood, Danny McBride, and Seth Rogen play the younger version of the boys, while Jack Black, John C. Reilly and Will Ferrell play the older version and the two groups prepare to face off in “super fresh old school throw down dance contest from the future!,” as Ferrell puts it.

The 30-minute film, which doubles as a music video for the Beastie Boys’ new Hot Sauce Committee Part Two (out May 3) track “Make Some Noise,” is a spin-off of the Boys’ original “Fight For Your Right” video from 1987 and is based on the tagline, “After the boys leave the party”.

Maria Hose Cristerna, a mum of four from Mexico, showed off her insane body modifications at a tattoo exhibition in California recently. She had her body transformed as a reaction to enduring years of abuse at home.

The striking look is completed by specially shaped vampire ‘fang’ teeth, fake eye colours and massive earrings, but she’s not finished yet! The 35 year old claims that she wants even more horns implanted. She will be one incredibly horny woman.

‘Tattoos were a form of liberation for me – my way of being immortal – and the horns I have are a symbol of strength and were implanted without anaesthetic,’ she said.

‘I had the fangs done because I loved vampires as a little girl and I changed the colour of my eyes so they were how I really wanted them to be.’

Love it or hate it? Leave your thoughts in the comments below.

Cliff diving, you’d think that all you need is a swimsuit and a suitable ledge to hurl yourself off into the water. However this thrilling and dangerous sport takes gymnastic flexibility, dedication and an insane dose of guts as the pros dive from a death-defying 26 meters or higher into the sea, the equivalent of an eight-story building! With the threat of fatal injury looming for every jump, watching cliff diving is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat.

DC Shoes presents the Initials Campaign with a ‘making of video’ from four days of production at California Rampworks Headquarters. Featuring Nick Dompierre, Matt Miller, Marquise Henry, Josh Kalis, Evan Smith and Chris Cole. Warning, epic slow motion footage ahead.

In this video, the 5x DMC World Champion DJ Craze showcases the power of the new Traktor Scratch generation mixed with world-class turntablism skills by creating a live dubstep remix, controlled by his golden Technics turntables and two controllers. So epic!

Drifting a high horsepower light weight car…seems easy enough right? Try it in a 10,000 pound purpose built Semi Truck….not so easy.

Racer Mike Ryan has driven this truck to 12 Pikes Peak Hill Climb Championships and decided it’s time to show his skills and the capabilities of his race truck on the original Gymkhana location at El Toro Marine Base in CA.

You know the drill, we show you some hot piece of tail and say something completely random and off subject. This morning I got in a fist fight with the mail man when he wouldn’t let me do a wheelie on his motorbike. Hit the jump for more.

20 year old Chanel Iman is the type of girl you could cook a steak on. What I’m trying to get at is that she must be the actual devil. Nothing else could explain how she got so hot. She conceals the horns and tail well.

This dude cleans the cobra pit like he’s cleaning his teeth. Not a worry in the world. He yanks them out of their napping spots and tosses them aside so he can sweep up their dried skin and eggs! The moment they started hissing, was the moment I started quitting.

This is the first trailer for the upcoming Isenseven feature film, introducing the 2011 rider line-up.

Riders: Alex Tank, Benny Wetscher, Christian Haller, Christophe Schmidt, Colin Frei, Daniel Rajcsanyi, David Bertschinger Karg, Ethan Morgan, Fips Strauss, Fredrik Evensen, Kevin Bäckström, Ludwig Lejkner, Peter König, Simon Gruber, Tobi Strauss, Tom Klocker, Wojtek Pawlusiak and special guests.

Check out the latest video clip from Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa titled “This Weed Iz Mine.”

What do you think? Hot or not. Snoop Dogg’s “Doggumentary” drops March 29th.

Watch as Epic Meal Time heads down to MusclesGlasses birthplace to eat like a mother f**ker.

Meat and pancakes baby. Next level maneuvers, stop your hating.

How long do you think poor old MusclesGlasses has before he gets diabetes from all that sugar?

If it was illegal to distract someone while they eat a spicy burrito, I would be calling the cops right now to lock Monika Pietrasinska up! I would accept bribes though, in the form of another burrito. Hit the jump for a whole lot more!

Rip Curl International team riders Bruno Santos, Dean Brady, Tyler Larronde, Oney Anwar and original Searcher Tom Curren followed the latest Tip 2 Tip odyssey deep into the heart of Indonesia to be part of a groundbreaking mission.

The mission to discover the flawless waves of a remote river known by the nearby village as the Seven Ghosts.

What ensued was a surf session like never before. Full release of the Seven Ghosts videos will happen on April 11.

Hungry Venus flytraps snap shut on a host of unfortunate flies. Once the insect touches two of its hairs within twenty seconds, the plant will dine on any insect or spider that comes its way.

Ten days later, the trap pops open to reveal nothing but a dried out husk. Our world is truly amazing!

Even with fair warning that an accident was going to come out of nowhere, this still stopped my heart. I need a nappy change this instant. Don’t tailgate on the roads people. The picture above is your hint of whats to come!

Check out these amazing photos taken by Alexander Semenov at the White Sea Biological Station in Russia. You may feel the need to alert the nearest government official about these underwater monster, but rest easy because they harmless, I think…

When I went underwater for the first time I was absolutely shocked. White Sea showed me another world with it’s own aliens, and some of them were really amazing creatures. – Alexander Semenov