As you would have figured out by now, Shock Mansion is basically an educational site on how to make life awesome. Heck, we are basically raising an entire generation of neglected 21st century youth. So here we are again, class is in session, and we are going to learn the correct technique when removing a bra. This one is mainly for the ladies, but the boys will also find this lesson fascinating. Continue reading…
A foul-mouthed, gold-digging seventh-grade teacher is dumped by her sugar-daddy boyfriend and turns her attention toward a colleague, which pits her against a rival who happens to be the school’s model teacher.
Cameron decides she needs a boob job in order to impress Justin Timberlake’s character, who she thinks is rich. If he’s rich and he marries her, she can quit teaching.
But, of course, there’s a problem. In order to raise the money for new boobs, she has to become a good teacher. Or something like that. Either way it looks pretty funny. Sign me up.
Plus after the jump. Watch Cameron tell Jimmy Kimmel she loves porn, she even knew the instructions that flash at the bottom of the screen when you order them.
The more I’m finding out about Cameron, the more I like.
Karratha has been belted by a tornado, which knocked over trees and damaged buildings in the North West city. Graeme Mcfarland who was hard at work at North West Mechanical when the tornado hit Karratha said he has never been so scared.
“I can honestly say I have never been that scared of being in Karratha in my life,” he said. “I’ve been through cyclones, but that, I was actually fearing for my life. “I was parking up cars into the workshop, got out just as the wind picked up and I got hit in the head with a chair.”
Frazer Palmer who was also at work at the Karratha Aquatic Centre said that he and his work colleagues hid in toilets during the storm. “We hid in there and had to block our ears because the noise was too much,” he said.
Greetings soldier. Your mission today is to figure out who’s lady lump this belongs to. The target was sighted in Hawaii enjoying a spot of snorkeling. I have been studying this white girl booty for several hours now. My eyes are red and my wrist is cramping but I’m willing to continue on. All is revealed after the jump.
The Epic Meal Time guys were all separated this week as some of them were trying to make things happen for Epic Meal Time in LA.
They didn’t want to miss a week, so here’s some never before seen footage for ya’ll to consume.
I lost it when he started naming the Captain Planet elements. Next time, they eat their haters.
When you decide to create several Transformers that look like real life NASCAR’s, where better to debut them than the biggest race of the year?
In Transformers: Dark of the Moon, they’re called The Wreckers and while we’ve already seen some images of the vehicles in action, they were featured prominently in the brand new commercial that premiered during the Daytona 500.
The Wreckers are a special task force, generally composed of the best and the toughest die-hard fighters around. Check it out below.
Remember we posted Johnny Mac’s trick shot video recently?
Well it’s time for another trick shot video. This time, Monmouth College quarterback Alex Tanney decides to show off his skills in the off season.
Amber Heard was the special guest on Top Gear this week promoting her new movie ‘Drive Angry’. Jeremy introduced her by saying that although no one’s heard of her, she is bisexual. Men around the world grabbed a pillow to put over their crotch simultaneously.
If that doesn’t intrigue you or make you want more Amber in your life, then you are obviously a fridge, or some other kind of emotionless kitchen utensil. Hit the jump for more.