“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.” – Groucho Marx

More inspiration after the jump…

Megan Fox is back in Hawaii, and back in a bikini, which is even better, because she looks fantastic.

The only bad news is that she seems reluctant to go in the water. There’s a word for girls who are physically perfect, scared of water, and who have sex with Brian Austin Greene for 8 years, and that word is “android”.

Now where the hell did I put my tissue box…

Alex Williamson compares both of his experiences featuring Robin Williams, Olivia Wilde and Bret McKenzie.

I still cant get over the fact that his bloody Super Nintendo still works, what a lucky bastard.

Running out of weed is a bad feeling, but nothing compared to the guilt of not watching this hilarious video…

Since we’ve got Sophia out of the way, season two of The Walking Dead seems to finally be picking up.

Now, we can get back to the walkers, head shots, apocalyptic destruction, and all the other special effects we can’t get enough of.

As long as they get off that damn farm and hit the road again for some good old fashion adventure we are in for a great season…

Christian Rigal has set a new standard is BMX creativity, turning regular spots into insane ride features.

Christian set the ledges up all over San Diego, taking the 4 peg game to a whole new level.

With the help of these introduces obstacles, Christian was able to ride new lines that were otherwise impossible.

Watch this awesome edit after the jump…

This display was put together using a prop hoverboard and an electromagnetic kit with stabilization technology.

Its still a work in progress and a better display will be built to hide the electronics soon.

The board can support up to 5 pounds in weight, so items can be placed on top of the board and still hover. Check it out…

So who gets the points for the knockout here?

These pools are dangerous and can sneak up on you at any time. If you wanna go hunt for back yard pools make sure you have suitable protection, like one of these hand cannons.

For all you 14 year old vandals out there, make sure whichever house you are messing with, there isn’t a Scottish immigrant sleeping naked inside.

With GrinderTV‘s first Australian video being so popular they put together a little more for everyone. After watching this, everyone will have to wait for the DVD for the final edit of all their adventures down under.

Tat·too: To mark a part of the body with an indelible design by inserting pigment into punctures in the skin.

Ad·dict·ed: Enthusiastically devoted to a particular thing or activity.

Calling all tattooed humans. ‘Like’ this post and share the love with your homies. Plenty more after the jump…

Move over spoiled housewives and fist pumping morons, make room for a brand new reality show, the Octane Academy.

Watch all these amateur drivers go head-to-head in action-packed challenges, from the creative brains of pro drivers like Brian Deegan, Ken Block, Tanner Faust, and Vaughn Gittin Jr.

This 13-episode series straps you in the drivers seat as you watch the worlds top Action Sports athletes put contestants through rigorous challenges that will push their limits and test their athleticism to see if they have what it takes to be crowned champion and drive home in a brand new ride from Ford.

Watch the guys face freestyle motocross stunts, trophy carts races and paintball guns after the jump…

“Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.” – Sir James Dewar

More inspiration after the jump…

If you are old enough, you’ll remember the iconic “big wheel” 3 wheeler bikes. They were low slung, easy to ride, and for many people who drift cars today was their first introduction to learning how to slide.

The dudes from Huffyslider decided it would be a rad idea to drift down Mount Dandenong with GoPro cameras. I also agree that this idea is awesome. Check it out after the jump…

Last year, Beavis and Butt-head returned to TV. Clearly a huge fan of the show, Ashley Salazar put a Butthead doll on her most sensual body parts to celebrate. Follow her on Twitter @ashleycmsalazar.

Heaps more after the jump…

What started out as an attempt to make a “sh*t Batman says” video, turned out to be something much more.

In the streets of Toronto where the latest Batman movie was filmed, batman himself spent a night out scaring the hell out of people and posing for photos.

Watch this funny vid after the jump…

Check in with the one and only Josh Hansen and listen to the story behind his favorite tattoo.

Bikes fly like bowling pins when a driver looses control on Mulholland Highway. There is a severe lack of counter-steer in this video…