A mean-spirited Elmo rants at Shrek in front of the Times Square Toys R Us. He keeps yelling, “Hindus rape children!” Shrek confronts the racist Elmo and says, “You’re gonna f**k this up for all of us!” Clearly, these are not the cuddly Muppet and loveable ogre children have come to know and love. Finally, after threats from Shrek, Elmo retreats in shame, much to the delight of the crowd.
A Muslim convert shot dead a Canadian soldier at the National War Memorial in Ottawa today before exchanging dozens of shots with guards inside Parliament in a terrifying attack that left the nation’s capital on lockdown. Michael Zehaf-Bibeau fatally shot Corporal Nathan Cirillo, a 24-year-old father (pictured with dog), as he stood guard at the War Memorial on Wednesday morning. Zehaf-Bibeau then ran inside the Parliament, where he opened fire before he was shot dead by the House of Commons Sergeant-at-Arms. Zehaf-Bibeau, who had a criminal history for drug trafficking in Montreal and robbery in Vancouver, was born in Quebec as Michael Joseph Hall but recently converted to Islam, CBS reported.
Few things are as tense as watching someone needlessly gamble away a fortune. Nothing makes me want to yell at the screen more. Nevertheless, I’m pretty eager to see The Gambler based on this awesome Red Band trailer. There isn’t a lot of sex or violence going down here. It’s basically just John Goodman saying “F**k you” a lot followed by Mark Wahlberg saying “F**k you” just once. I’m not sure if we’re getting dumb Wahlberg, angry Wahlberg, or just flat out serene Wahlberg, but we do get a bald John Goodman, so it’s all good either way. It gets a limited release December 19. Then the rest of us schmucks finally get to see it starting January 2.
Follow Robert Oberst, one of America’s leading professional strongmen, holder of the American record in the Log Lift, and eater extraordinaire. In an average day, Obie consumes 15,000–20,000 calories to power himself through hours of punishing training. From the gym to the kitchen, Obie shows us the kind of fuel he needs in order to stay at the top of his sport.
The Assignment Inc. is proud to bring you yet another epic chapter in the “MOTO The Movie” film saga. “MOTO 6” travels the globe in pursuit of the most talented and elusive riders, those that truly live their lives by the twist of the throttle. With the most diverse soundtrack and an extraordinary cast of dirt bike mega-rippers, “MOTO 6” showcases a complete spectrum of top tier motocross and freeriding. The athletes push the boundaries of both themselves and their sport on a daily basis, making their living by truly living.
Guru Stunts, his maniac friends and anonymous tag alongs are at it again! This is typically where I say something along the lines of “Hell yeah, what the f**k have they caught on camera this time?”. I love watching street riding, especially when it disregards all aspects of the law. Yes I know it’s dangerous, but it’s also bloody entertaining. Case in point: There’s nothing quiet like a wheelie in front of a cop to get the old heart beating. But to them tell him to f**k off and have him obey, that is some next level shenanigans!