Ever had the opportunity to live next door to a smoking hot girl? Notice she left the shower window open one night? You happen to own a ladder and decide to get your Frisbee off her roof the moment you hear the hot water turn on? No, me neither. Because that would be wrong. This gallery is dedicated to the hottest and sexiest ladies that if your lucky, live right next door.

I wish I lived in this neighborhood and owned a Frisbee. Plenty more girls after the jump…

Mr Shoenice (that crazy son of a gun) is back with a brand new stunt for everyone to freak out over.

Somehow, this amazing guy cracks a bottle of Jägermeister and slams the whole thing in just 30 seconds.

Who here reckons he either threw up right after the video, or died?

Leave your thoughts in our comment section now!

”Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers

This sleepy 3-year-old had previously become very cranky when his older siblings tried to wake him, so they had to try something different. Knowing what music he loved, they blasted ‘Breed’ by Nirvana to rouse the young chap.

The results are hilarious! View all to see the full result of this waking up technique…

Tat·too: To mark a part of the body with an indelible design by inserting pigment into punctures in the skin.

Ad·dict·ed: Enthusiastically devoted to a particular thing or activity.

Calling all tattooed humans. ‘Like’ this post and share the love with your homies. Plenty more after the jump…

We see some fairly radical machinery come up for sale on occasion, but few creations manage to raise our eyebrows as high as Project Sea Lion.

Created to nab the amphibious land speed record, the machine uses a Mazda 13b rotary engine for propulsion, and its creator says the drivetrain is good enough to launch the vehicle to 180 miles per hour if there’s enough roadway.

Given that the current record sits at 125 mph, the Sea Lion should have no problem nabbing that title. Top speed on the water may be a bit more cumbersome, however.

The quickest amphibious vehicle can get to 60 mph right now, and Sea Lion’s builder says the creation will need more horsepower to make that happen.

Made from tig-welded aluminum and a variety of CNC-machined components, the car comes only with a bill of sale. That means we can forget all about driving/floating this thing to work.

If you like what you see and what to give the amphibious land speed record a go for yourself, Project Sea Lion is for sale over at Fantasy Junction for the low price of $259,500….