“My cousin and his son were on a cross country road trip when they had happen to come across The Hells Angels.” I would have waved the entire group of them down to the side of the road so we could find out who accidentally broke the window and exchange insurance information. After that I would proceed to dig my own grave in the field there next to the highway, and promise to make better decisions in my next life.
If he wasn’t so self conscious about his penis he would have made it. If you’re gonna be ‘Pinga Chew’ the naked mud monster, you better own it. Anyone who’s been to a muddy music festival knows, that isn’t just normal mud. I don’t want to speculate on what’s in it but the smell of it can be sickening. Legend has it, he’s still climbing that same hill to this day, clutching his Minion. In theatres now.
Artist Louis Gervais is no stranger to the pages of Shock Mansion, so when the possibility arose to collaborate with himself and our favourite board company Lost Australia we jumped at the opportunity. The results speak for themselves, after many late water-based paint marker nights, a spectacular piece of art was born. We’d like to give a big thanks to @louisgervais3 and @lostaustralia for their support. Follow them both on Instagram now for more incredible art, and quality surf products that will keep you stoked and charging.
When people on amusement park rides are captured on video they can generally be seen screaming in fear or gripping the safety bars. But one man showed off the unique way in which he enjoys the thrill of a ride – by keeping a ‘stone cold’ straight face and staring down the lens of the camera. I locked eyes with his soul and didn’t let go for 3 mins and 5 seconds, it was pure and untainted. Now when I close my eyes I feel him near me, in me.
Dog’s feet and pads are tough, right? Most people are aware that foot pads can be injured by stepping on something sharp, but what about something hot? Dangerously hot pavement and metal surfaces are hard to avoid in the heat of summer. Watch the video and leave your thoughts in our comment section now!
This is the hair-raising moment a KLM passenger jet banked sharply moments before it landed in the middle of a violent storm in Amsterdam. The Boeing 777 rocked from side to side as it was battered by high winds on approach to Schiphol airport. While it reveals a nerve-wracking moment for passengers, the video displays the skills of the pilots who landed the plane safely despite the difficult weather conditions.