I have never seen such a well deserved sucker punch in my life, and I hate people that sucker punch. Mario in the red shirt asked politely, and received permission to dance from Princess Peach, but Luigi is having none of it and starts getting physical. The perverted old bastard cock blocked the old man twice, and it ain’t even his bitch. Deserved or not? Leave your thoughts in our comment section now!

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Kayla Montgomery was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, but despite the odds, has become one of the best young distance runners in the United States.

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Cakes can be made to look like absolutely anything these days, and the latest creation to wow the internet is the loveable Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum. With one side showing his skin in its natural shade of yellow, the right hand side of the cake shows his skeletal side.


This is a video of ultra conservative Christian Megan Fox (not that Megan Fox, trust me) taking a trip to the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago to debunk their ‘Evolving Earth’ exhibit. You will find three short teaser highlights for the video first, then the whole 30-minute thing in case you really, really like torturing yourself. Although I’d still suggest you try hanging yourself from the ceiling with some of those giant meat-hooks in your back first.

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This guy thinks the doctors are overreacting when he gets bitten by a bug, but I’m guessing there aren’t any mirrors near by for him to see the damage.


This is the best use of a f**ken treadmill I’ve seen to this day. I’m pretty sure I once saw something similar to this in a Japanese porno, but it wasn’t liquor in the cups. Plot twist: He is strapped down, because its an assisted suicide machine!

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Crazy Carts have every person over the age of 20 trying to find any excuse to buy one of these drift machines this Christmas. Kid’s toy testing expert Ken Box demonstrates some awesome gymkhana cart control!


At least one person was injured after a car drove through a crowd of Ferguson demonstrators in downtown Minneapolis. The vehicle knocks down at least one female, dragging her under its wheel until other protesters pull her to safety. Other demonstrators can also be seen clinging to the hood of the car as it speeds through the crowd. The driver, who is male, is cooperating with police and not currently under arrest.

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Today Activision revealed that the first chapter of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’s “Exo Zombies” mode will begin in January 2015 on Xbox Live. These new zombies are faster, and more deadly than ever before!


A horse racing fan who was so excited at seeing his horse heading to victory that he ran out after it to cheer it on was run over and killed by the horse travelling behind. Malte ‘The Twin’ Velasquez, 49, vanished almost instantly as he was hit at high speed by the horse and rider. Eyewitness Davor Avalos, 38, said: ‘I couldn’t believe it, one minute he was standing there and the next second he was gone. It was like he was hit by a juggernaut, it was clear he didn’t have a chance.’

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Nearly 30 years ago, in April 1986, the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in Ukraine exploded. This significantly contaminated over 100,000 square kilometres of land, which will be uninhabitable by humans for at least 20,000 years. Included in this area is Pripyat, just a few kilometres from the power plant, and home to a population of nearly 50,000 before the disaster.


Back in September of this year some of the world’s best mountain bike riders descended on a small part of the Mid-Wales countryside to ride one of the most difficult downhill mountain bike runs ever created. This, is Red Bull Hardline. I’m pretty sure I would hurt myself just walking down this track.


With credits such as ‘Kick-Ass,’ ‘Skyfall,’ ‘Captain America – The First Avenger’ and ’47 Ronin’ to his name, 32-year-old Damien Walters is one of Hollywood’s most in-demand stuntmen. Walters started out as a gymnast and has participated in four Trampoline World Championships. However, since 2007 he has concentrated mainly on the film industry and the art of ‘freerunning,’ with videos amassing tens of millions of hits on YouTube.

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For our viewers in America trying to avoid the guild of overeating, this is a simple guide on how to prepare an all protein Thanksgiving dinner.


On the heels of racially-motivated protests in Ferguson, Mo., and New York City, one black man has issued a profound challenge to African-Americans: “Take some personal responsi-damn-bility. Black people: It is 2014,” he says in the video. “Hate to break this to you, but if your life is messed up, it ain’t because of slavery. Slavery ended a long time ago. Civil rights, fifty years ago. I don’t know if y’all know this: we won. Google it.” Wilson encourages others to do something about the circumstances in their life.


He’s twice my size. I should slap him. She just learned a hard lesson. When someone looks like they out weigh you by a hundred kilos, you might wanna keep your damn hands to yourself.


ESPN pays the NFL millions of dollars to have the ability to access players for interviews. In kind, think of the NFL as then passing the money on to the players. So ESPN is paying the players for interviews. When the players don’t do interviews, the fine is a way of saying “You aren’t holding up your part of the contract that gives you an extra $100,000 a year from EPSN, so you get a fine to cover that.” Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch is a man of few words. After receiving his $100,000 fine following his third violation of the NFL’s Media Policy, Lynch seems to have devised a new ingenious strategy for not answering questions without being fined again. That strategy revolves mostly around the use of the word “yeah.”

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After three months of deliberation a Missouri grand jury made no recommendation of charges against the policeman who shot Michael Brown. Once the news spread, the streets of Ferguson descended into chaos.