If the original didn’t quite meet your expectations as to what a song about tossing salad should entail, then perhaps Neel Kolhatkar’s bogan-flavoured parody of Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda might better suit your needs, whatever they might be. What a bunch of sick c*nts.
The cop actually said ‘Breast Test’ it’s a common and frequent misunderstanding. “Unfortunately sir, our breathalyser has malfunctioned so my colleague here will now have to stick his tongue down your girlfriend’s throat to check for alcohol.” Anyone else think this cop appeared to be out of his depth? Leave your thoughts in our comment section now.
“We sat around the living room of Sheikh Husam Atrash, commander of the Jaish al-Mujahideen brigade of the Free Syrian Army, interviewing him by the light provided by some LEDs powered by a car battery. The power was off in the Western countryside of Aleppo, as is usually the case since the start of the revolution. “Do you have any ISIS prisoners right now?” I asked. The Sheikh nodded. “Can I interview one?” The Sheikh nodded again. “Yes. I give my hearty consent. We have nothing to hide.”
Queensland Raceway’s Drift Matsuri inspired by the Japanese who run Matsuri at the famous Ebisu Circuit in Fukushima Japan, is one of the biggest drifting events of its type held within Australia. Tons of drivers and cars ranging from Silvias, Skylines, Toyota Cressidas, V8 Commodores, this annual event is for those who enjoy a personal challenge of their skills and the power and speed of their car. Take a journey with Scott Mitchell and the Hit and Run Drift Club, and follow the boys to this epic event. Booze, boost and tire frying shenanigans await!
In a series of dramatic images, ISIS militants were seen standing by the flag on Tilsehir hill near the Turkish border yesterday afternoon – after the terrorist group seized control of the strategically important hilltop, which lies two and a half miles to the west of the town. Just moments later the hillside erupted into flames with one militant running for his life and another fighter appearing to stand his ground before being engulfed by an enormous cloud of smoke and dust caused by the ferocious power of the weapon.
Footage of good samaritans and a police officer taking down an unruly man who physically assaulted a traveler at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport earlier this week is going viral — and it’s easy to see why. Unfortunately during the take down one of the good guys (the man in the pink shirt) broke his ankle, you can here the bone snap at 1.22 and hear him say it’s broken at 2.33, explaining why he is suddenly sitting in a wheelchair afterwards. We hope it heals up quickly mate.
A senior Google executive has officially broken the world record for highest free-fall parachute jump. Dr. Alan Eustace, whose official title is Senior Vice President of Knowledge, successfully completed a jump from 135,908 feet. The accomplishment came seemingly out of nowhere with no fanfare or media buzz whatsoever!
Jack Nicklaus, Johnny Miller, Tom Watson and Arnold Palmer played a ceremonial round to mark the grand opening of The Golf Club at Harbor Shores, a Nicklaus design that will host the Senior PGA Championship. Miller faced an uphill double-breaker of more than 100 feet on the 10th hole and wanted to chip the ball instead, but Nicklaus understandably didn’t want a divot in his brand new green. Johnny further complained that chipping the ball was the only way to get it to the hole, so Nicklaus decided to show him how it’s done.