Let’s get one thing clear. The hand bra is my favourite item of clothing. “That’s not technically clothing”. Well your not technically a person, I just made you up, so HA!

You know where to find more…

Mac Lethal, the nerdy white rapper whose lips moves as fast as a cheetah is back with his own rendition of Gotye’s ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’. Mac Lethal takes everyone on the internet to school explaining the grammatical differences between “your” and “you’re”.

If you need some help with your grammar, listen very closely! View all to watch the video…

I have to hand it to Sacha Baron Cohen, he’s a flipping promotional genius. His various publicity stunts promoting The Dictator, coming out today in theaters have been borderline nuts, but very funny, not the least of which including dumping Kim Jong Il’s ashes on a very perturbed Ryan Seacrest at the Oscars.

But this stunt takes the cake.

Knowing that all peeping paparazzi lenses are in Cannes this week for the annual film festival, and telescopically patrolling the high-end yachts parked off shore, ‘The Dictator’ staged a scene with uber-hottie Elisabetta Canalis decked out in a hot bikini on her sweet body, but apparently not finding the Dictator to be manly enough for her tastes and mocking his little dictator.

At which point The Dictator kills her, wraps her in a bag, and throws her overboard, all while the cameras are snapping from the shoreline and nearby boats.

Now this is funny. Check out what happens after the jump…

“Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.” – Henry David Thoreau

More inspiration after the jump…

Everyone loves FPSRussia. The accent; the acquired-out-of-nowhere high ordnance; the shooting and exploding. What’s not to like?

Today he decided to chop a tree down with his AR-15 Style 12 Gauge. Unfortunately it takes more shooting than he thought, but he eventually gets the job done with a little ‘extra’ help on the side.

Tree hugging hippies aren’t gonna like this video one bit…

You might have seen our recent post where Kate Upton demonstrated her sexy “Cat Daddy” dance.

This time, Melanie Iglesias and Lisa Ramos are showing us their Cat Daddy movies and serve’n up some fierce dance competition for Ms. Upton. I think you might have just got served gurl!

Alright, that’s enough ghetto for one post…