“A guy that just came to my sponsored gym (Miami Fitness) said I was disrespecting him by grunting while lifting 150lb dumb bells so he called the police. The cops showed up in 5 minutes and saw that it was me and laughed. They said that they grunt when they workout and told the guy he needs to go to 24 hour fitness or Planet Fitness. Everything ended up fine and I finished my training session.” – Kali Muscle
There you are, watching “True Detective” when a pair of handcuffs comes out, as you turn in horror and realize your parents are sitting next to you. The room becomes deathly, uncomfortably silent as Woody Harrelson and Alexandra Daddario indulge in their various kinks, while you pray for the scene to end. Yes, watching sex scenes with your parents is hugely awkward, and odds are if you’re watching any of the hit HBO shows—”Game Of Thrones” and “Girls” particularly—the risk of nudity, groaning and lots of skin runs pretty high. But the cable network has a solution for you.
South Georgia Peanuts manager Wally Backman is ejected during a game in Anderson, SC.The events that led to Backman’s ejection: Outfielder Doc Brooks questions the location of a called strike. Later in the same at bat, the umpire calls a ball. Brooks asks the umpire the location of the pitch, words are exchanged. Brooks is ejected, Backman emerges from the dugout. Backman asks why his player was ejected, but the umpire refuses to answer him, saying “You can read it in my report.”
Machine Gun Kelly hit us with a new track in honor of his 24th birthday, and the Cleveland rapper has now delivered the action-packed visuals for the track. The song’s instrumental is from Awolnation’s massive hit, “Sail”. The visual follows MGK through a chaotic house and backyard, as he rides a boat through a swimming pool, pours out a big jug of liquor, and goes through various outfit changes throughout the duration of the clip. Check it out!
As a kid that skated for many years of my life, I never understood why a lot of us think it was alright to f**k with security guards. They’re just dudes on an hourly wage. As a kid I’d get pissed but I get it now. I would always ask to stay a bit longer, but if I got the boot, I would leave politely. Sometimes the security guards come in with a bitter attitude because they where expecting it from us, which I get now. Back then it just made me think they were a**holes who couldn’t get a job as a cop. I just wish there was more respect from both sides around. “Sounds like a winner to me” is my new response to everything.
A land fisherman caught a record-breaking 805lb mako shark – and then barbecued and ate it with his friends. Joey Polk, 29, and his two cousins Earnie Polk, 43, and Kenny Peterson, 21, battled the 11ft predator for more than an hour before finally hauling it onto the shore at a secret location on the Florida Panhandle. The Polk family normally release their catches and have helped local groups tag hundreds for conservation. However, this shark was too tired after the epic battle and to avoid wasting him the trio enjoyed their catch at a jumbo-sized family barbecue.