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So what’s the game plan here? Pop a load in your pants and walk around the rest of the day soaked in sperm? He’s not masturbating. He just has a very itchy boner. It’s like his other arm is like “stop it bro, chill out. You gonna get us busted.”

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Elvis Presley got the ‘musicless’ treatment, and the results are damn funny. Women would cry when he danced and sung, but now I’m just crying because this is hilarious.

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An ambitious young executive is sent to retrieve his company’s CEO from an idyllic but mysterious “wellness center” at a remote location in the Swiss Alps. He soon suspects that the spa’s miraculous treatments are not what they seem. When he begins to unravel its terrifying secrets, his sanity is tested, as he finds himself diagnosed with the same curious illness that keeps all the guests here longing for the cure.

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There is a critically under-served segment of the commercially-available drone market: drones that can lift an adult human. As in, there aren’t any. In the spirit of innovation, Casey Neistat and his team built their own, and celebrated Christmas flying over the slopes with their massive drone.

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Click HERE to snap up something fresh from the new range. Shout out to the homies @gurustunts and @jj_freestylestuntrider for the fire shots and footage. Follow our new dedicated clothing page on Instagram now at @shockmansionclothing.

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Kobani, a city invaded and destroyed by the so-called Islamic State, Haron prowls derelict buildings. First, he finds his spot. The dusty, hollowed-out homes of Kobani are a perfect vantage point for Haron to set himself up. Once in position, he explains, “I try to guess the distance between myself and my enemy…A sniper has to be good at math.” Looking through the sniper’s lens at Haron’s nomadic and deeply personal battle against IS, this film offers an elegant and poignant glimpse into the brutal realities of modern-day Syria.

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Brought up in a drag racing family, as a grom Kohut rode full throttle into everything — BMX, skateboarding, motocross, ski racing. An accident on a swingset in 1992 nearly ended all that. Today, Kohut credits those experiences for the athletic prowess needed to master the custom four-wheeled mountain bike of his own design. And as unique as his machine, Kohut is one of the most devout athletes to his sport.

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I’m sure it was just a typical day at Gold’s Gym in Anderson, South Carolina, but it turned into quite the chaotic scene when a deer burst through the window, sending workout folks running for cover. Now it doesn’t seem that this deer wanted to workout, as he acted like me when I find myself inside of a gym: Just running towards the exit.

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A guy, a golf ball, and a golf club walked onto a frozen pond sounds like the foundation of a bad joke — but it becomes hilarious when bad luck strikes. Perfect example as to why the world needs to go back to metal spikes.

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An inmate at the Cook County Jail is facing charges after punching a female correctional lieutenant in the face as officers attempted to retrieve a laptop found in his possession. Authorities are now investigating how he was able to keep the computer. Smith had been using the laptop to record a talk show he called “My Back’s Against the Wall”.

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Gordon Ramsay might have one of the filthiest mouths on television. It’s well known to any Hell’s Kitchen contestant that they’re essentially signing up for a barrage of verbal abuse if they muck up the risotto or dare to serve overcooked salmon. Just thinking about Ramsay conjures up a red-faced Brit shouting in his chef whites, whose hair looks equally as angry as he is. Dude is a savage and I love every minute of it!

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Oskar Rozenberg just needs his board, some transition, and for sure there will be something gnarly going down. Enjoy some shredding to end this year!

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Update: Dâkøhtâ Pêrêz (the young Mexican with knockout power) just wrote to us and said he should have handled the situation better, but the other guy swung on him so he defended himself. Plus the other guy was being racist saying he going to ‘get Trump to deport him’. So now that we know the full story. The white boy had it coming. Respect homie.

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A truck driver, who is also a kung fu master according to a source, got his revenge on the thief who snatched his phone. This video shows the moment the thief, riding a scooter, snatches the phone right out of a truck driver’s hand. The observant trucker then spots the thief coming back later in the opposite lane.

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When the love is all gone, the last step to moving on it getting that tattoo of her name removed. How you choose to do it is up to you. This guy went the most hardcore choice, short of cutting his hand off!

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Legendary hitman John Wick is forced back out of retirement by a former associate plotting to seize control of a shadowy international assassins’ guild. Bound by a blood oath to help him, John travels to Rome where he squares off against some of the world’s deadliest killers

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To get into the holiday spirit 2 Chainz and his jeweler, Joe Avianne of Avianne & Co, designed and created the Most Expensivest ugly Christmas sweater ever. The sweater was auctioned off by 2 Chainz, and the proceeds were given to the TRU Foundation.

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Thomas Pagès is one of those rare examples of riders who are determined to take FMX to the next level. The super-talented Frenchman has gone from practising in his own back yard, to competing with the best riders in the world, to progressing the sport time and again through his series of never-been-done tricks.