It turns out that cargo ship captains are just like you and me and enjoy getting sh*tfaced. We take you to Busan, South Korea where a bewildering maritime accident happened and it is truly inexplicable. A 5,998-ton Russian cargo ship named Seagrand approached the huge Gwangan Bridge at a painfully slow speed. You keep waiting for the prodigious boat to turn and not collide with the bridge but it never happens. You’re gonna need a smaller boat.