Lord have fucking mercy: Get your ‘Application for Divorce’ papers ready because this bikini show in Miami is going to tear your family apart and leave your kids to be raised by social media!

This year’s Swim Week came and went like a flash. I couldn’t attend this year unfortunately, mainly because I don’t buy bikini’s, I had no idea it was going on, and I live on the other side of the world in Australia. None of those issues mean I’m not going to fap my pipe red raw over this spectacular display of summer fashion. The cuts, the colours, all make me hip thrust the air with glee. Oh, and the girl’s aren’t to shabby either.

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Send it off a dam? If it’s deep enough, why not? – This beautiful 50 foot dam has an option to go up to 75 foot if you can handle the impact!

Be sure to put your feet in the right place: Make Stance a staple in your sock drawer. Available in multiple stylish designs and epic colour ways on the Shock Mansion Store!