“Dude he’s masturbating in front of the cops!” – Naked college student allegedly high as a kite on drugs says he controls reality, police disagree and pelt him with pepper balls!
Friday night: Went to bed a college student with a bright future. Mum and dad are paying my rent at a nice off campus apartment. They paid for my car and tuition. School is mostly easy. Two more years and I’ll be part of the college placement program and have a nice job, get a good woman and marry. Saturday afternoon: REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.
