“He’s gonna get electrocuted!” – Man allegedly high on drugs might be the nicest tweeker we’ve ever seen, runs around the streets until cops arrive, then arrests himself!
Cops: “You the one who called?” Guy: “Yeah, there’s a couple filming me from across the street while I practise my dance routine.” Cops: “Ah, yeah. Busybodies. Hop in. We’ll give you a ride home and blow their minds.”
