Meanwhile inside the wildest sports bar on earth, fans go into meltdown after England thump Panama. A moment of silence for all those lost pints. Their sacrifice was entirely appropriate!

England fans, caught your breath yet? Gareth Southgate’s Three Lions side slammed five goals past Panama to take a 5-0 half-time lead in their World Cup group stage match on Sunday afternoon, before running out 6-1 winners at full time. Absolutely outstanding.