War party: Rob Gronkowski skipped out on the Patriots’ voluntary offseason workouts, and it’s easy to see why. He had more important sh*t to do, like firing a terrifying minigun!

It’s not even summer in America yet, and Rob Gronkowski is already well on his way to surpassing the previous benchmarks he established for wild off seasons. The fact that he’s wearing basketball shorts and Jordans just puts it over the top.

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