Meanwhile in the streets of Colorado, homeless train riding ‘Crust Punks’ harass passersby for money. That businessman’s purple shirt now smells like body odour and gangrene!

Did every homeless kid in America jump in a boxcar and head to Colorado after legalisation? 1990’s crust punks could actually scrap. These malnourished junkies looked pathetic. Let’s all take a moment to thank the almighty that technology has not advanced far enough to include odours with videos.

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Somewhere in Miami, NFL Star Antonio Brown shows off his insane mansion where he has a synagogue, and his impressive clothing and sneaker collection!

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