The first rule of shoplifting is you get in and get out as quickly as possible. Taking a stolen beer to the bathroom to drink it is just staying at the scene of the crime for a long time.
“Nice kicks. Where’d you get em? What size are they?” – Dude fly fishing under a ghetto Texas bridge gets approached by two goons looking to rob him. Is saved by concealed carry!
Relax! Relax! Relax! – Massive male white lion thinks this safari jeep full on students on a school trip is just a big toy, climbs inside and clears them out!
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