What’s the point of owning a boat if you can’t smoke weed on it? Napoleon Dynamite curses the f**k out of police officers who claimed to smell marijuana and decided to search his boat!

He sounds like Ricky from trailer park boys crossed with Napoleon dynamite, and I love it. Best flurries of “f**kin” I ever heard ever. They 100% made it up. How the f**k do you smell anything other than fuel and saltwater on a boat? I would have been incandescent with rage.

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Charging slabby Western Australian barrels on a stubby 5ft long ‘Odysea Stump’ foam board doesn’t exactly sound easy, but shred dog Jay Davies does it with ease!

Join Golan as he gets his name out there by creeping through the streets of Moscow, Russia, painting walls and trains while dodging security!