Dude chokes a sucker puncher out cold while he stands. Proceeds to use his unconscious body as a shield while his nutcase girlfriend tries to slash him with a box cutter!

As he choked the life out of the boy in orange, he stared into the mad girl’s eyes and whispered, “You made me do this.” I am going to go out on a limb and say that the guy who did the choke hold was calm as f**k and has been in stressful street fight situations before.

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