Man waits patiently for police as some old bastard breaks into his house with a crowbar. Cops arrive just in time, kick off the encounter with a justice fuelled baton to the knee!

Shock and awe with the baton. Those telescopic steel rods would f**k you up, I’m not surprised he immediately went with, “You got me!” Grandpa never forgot his house keys again.

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Jeremy Clarkson explores the epic struggle between the mighty Audi Quattros and the underdog Lancia 037s in the 1983 world rally championship!

Extreme poverty in China – ‘Ice Boy’ went viral last year after a picture was snapped of him with frozen hair, after his hour long walk to school in 16°F (-9°C) so he wouldn’t miss a test that day!