Video: Iraqi Doctor doesn’t want to hear you whinge like a f**ken bitch. No gloves, bandages or lidocaine injections to numb the area. Just some gentle bedside manner!


What a f**king pussy. How dare he bring shame to the village. Pro Tip: Don’t watch as a needle is jabbed through your open wound. The anticipation and knowledge of what’s happening will increase the pain. Haters will say he’s just hitting him because he’s angry, but really he’s slapping the germs out of his body so the wound doesn’t get infected. The verbal abuse also acts as an anti-fungal.


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