Apparently 93 percent of all humans eat at least one piece of pizza per month. That means people are grabbing a slice of hot cheese more often than they change their bed sheets. You probably get why sleeping in your sweat isn’t all too appealing, but why is pizza so bad? Well, the traditional fan favourite is more often than not a slab of nutrient-void carbs loaded with calorie-laden oil and inflammatory saturated fat. Tack on a little word “frozen” and you’ve got preservatives and artery-clogging trans fat to deal with, too. But f**k me dead they are tasty. What me worry?