The recipe for a spring turkey-hunting accident is simple. Take a lot of overeager hunters, dress them in state-of-the-art-camouflage, and equip them with realistic sounding turkey calls and loaded guns. Scatter them liberally through the spring woods; then season with a highly competitive spirit. Add a dash of predawn light and a sprinkle of “turkey fever” jitters. The stage is set for misadventure.