Video: “I’m not down with that moody booty sh*t!” – Crazy drugged lady imprints on some poor bastard trying to get to work like a baby duck. Nobody wants to help him escape!
1988 called, and they want their video camera back. Guy going to work: “Can someone hold this crazy woman for me while I escape?” Onlookers: “Nah, we’re good. we don’t want hepatitis!” Buy her a beer and pour it in a bowl for her to lick. Works every time.
