A large, legendary goalkeeper for an English soccer team who rose from obscurity to meme status is now unemployed, because this is the year 2017 and mankind simply cannot have nice things. Wayne Shaw, the 46-year-old reserve keeper/goalkeeper coach/stadium caretaker of Sutton United, officially submitted his resignation. The reason: He ate a pie on the sidelines during Sutton’s 2-0 loss to Arsenal and got caught up in a gambling controversy.