Video: Haters will say it’s a fake – I’ve been waiting forever for actions sports to adopt the use of portal guns. If you’re not teleporting yourself to trails, you’re not doing it right!
Now that portals exist I can do all sorts of clever things, none of which involve action sports. My first order of business? To somehow shoot a portal into Sommer Ray’s bathroom without her noticing. Once that’s been accomplished, I’ll need the gun again to shoot a portal in my new prison cell wall. After that? Things get blurry and out of control, and probably end in suicide by cop. #worthit.
