Video: This will bring a tear to your eye! – Aussie cricketer Hilton Cartwright just got his testicles trounced by a cricket ball, somehow doesn’t die, god bless the protective cup!
Watch his reaction, study it from all conceivable angles, and listen to the commentators who sympathise with the man writhing on the ground but end up mocking him anyway (which, to be fair, is the appropriate response in this situation as long as your cojones aren’t the ones being uncomfortably compressed). Somehow, Cartwright didn’t die, and managed to return to the game.