Video: Santa squats 500lbs to prepare him to deliver all those damn presents, and if you are hoping he visits you this year, you will have to install an extra wide chimney to account for all them gains!


Santa has been hitting reps because those damn presents won’t lift themselves. If you’ve been a bad kid, you won’t get coal, he will just crush your skull with one hand!

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