Hugh Hefner, 84, and his 24-year-old girlfriend Crystal Harris are engaged. Hef tweeted, “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory.” We at Shock Mansion feel the need to be a part of the festivities, so lets all gather round and look at pictures of Hef’s soon to be wife’s butt.

This video alone has made bacon stock sky rocket on Wall Street.

Tastes like crazy alcohol rainbow pig. Believe that.

I like the part where he throws bacon around like a boss.

I wasn’t going to say anything, but I actually got painfully hot diarrhea from watching all this chili get eaten. Epic!

Dane Searls has proven himself as one of the world’s best big dirt jump riders. In his quest to push himself and BMX dirt jumping further, Dane has teamed up with Unit Clothing to develop the Giants Of Dirt project.

The construction and first ride took place in August, at Matt Schubring’s Boonah property, located in Australia. The set up was totally untested, and Dane took a massive slam in his attempt to clear the whole set-up. He walked away and immediately began planning another attempt.

After months of bad weather, Dane headed back out to the massive jumps, and worked along side Matt Schubring to bring the jumps up to standard and ready to ride. Part 2 of the Giants Of Dirt project documents Dane’s next big attempt!

This is part one of two ‘Day in the life of Erik Ellington’. Erik Ellington cruises the streets of Hollywood, going by Andrew Reynolds’ house to grab his board, and hits Sunset Boulevard. Part will feature Erik taking care of business at the Deathwish offices and hits up North Hollywood park to finish the day skating with friends.

You would expect this type of amazing quality and inspirational content from NASA. But no, this actually came from a NASA fan who was fed up with NASA’s lack of social media connectivity. The result of this is awesome.

None of their brilliant scientists appear to know how to connect with the social media crowd, which is now more important than ever. In fact, NASA is an institution whose funding directly depends on how the public views them.

This is nothing more then some water filmed in slow motion, but obviously it is a little more than that otherwise I wouldn’t be showing you. The water tossed into the air making for some amazing water sculptures. We are lucky enough to have them in super slow-mo, thus allowing us to enjoy them for a little longer than real time.

If these clips from Bali are Josh Kerr’s trash clips, we can only imagine what he kept for his highly anticipated upcoming film Kerrazy Kronicles due this spring. Epic.

Via: Kerrazy Productions

Its time for my favorite thing in the word, hand bras (closely followed by nacho cheese Doritos). Nicci here has amazing cuppage skills with her hands, the sort of skills that make me want to bake a cake and hide a ring in the frosting. A Burger Ring of course (my third favorite thing in the world).

This could quiet easily be mistaken for an epic block buster movie set. Birdman and Lil Wayne going big for the new Fire Flame remix video.

After the jump, Bow Wow and Soulja Boy playing with exotic cars.

The residue from 400 cigarettes is collected in water and then reduced down to a black death type substance. And that, kids, is how they make Coca Cola, except I forgot the most important ingredient: Sugar. Just kidding Coke, you know I still love you.

After some calculations, measurements, and watching this clip 73 times over in slow motion, I have come to the conclusion that they used about 37 kilograms of dynamite. Now comes the fun part of the exercise. Collecting the firewood…yay.

Here at Shock Mansion, we love our dirty weather girls. We just cant live without them. I’m sure they will be the death of us one day. That, or we’ll be killed by a large storm unloading on us.

The great thing about Stephanie below is she’s utterly clueless, just the way we like it. Innocent yet dirty. I’m thinking about ditching the Mansion Girls and just concentrating on Weather Girls from here on in. Who’s with me?

The Red Bull Air Force have some fun with the Red Bull Winch. Othar Lawrence, Chris Santacroce and Miles Daisher try and see if they can base jump while paragliding.

Hit the jump to see another amazing video, where Josh Tranby gets winched on his wakeboard through a watery cranberry field.

Clearly Marilia Moreno possesses many delightful and flawless bikini features which need to be shared with the world, and gently clutched by me. You wouldn’t believe the things I would do with her if I had a dozen eggs, a bucket of ice, a tin of red paint, two flashlights, a broom and a stapler. Seriously, you would not believe me.

Energy: you can’t destroy it, but you can certainly waste it. That’s what most motorized vehicles do, including trains. Usually, the energy generated when you stop a moving vehicle is dissipated as heat, and is lost to the atmosphere.

With GE’s ecomagination we’ve discovered that you can capture and store that energy, then reuse it – that’s how our hybrid systems work.

Watch the video to see a simple illustration of the physics behind dynamic braking. Keep in mind an object’s force is measured in newtons, using the equation force = Mass x Acceleration.

Check out this captivating scene of Ronnie Faisst from the reality show “The Uprising”. Pretty inspiring stuff.

Carlos Coste broke a world freediving record in a Cenote Cave in Mexico. The dives was was 150m long horizontally through the limestone caves at a depth of 7m. The dive took 2mins and 32secs.

Carlos currently has a total of 11 world records in different disciplines, and is considered one of the best divers in the world.

Pay no attention to the title of this post. I’m just playing around, putting a little fear into first timers. For some people the needle prick pain is unimaginable, everyone has a different threshold of pain. What one person considers not painful at all could be devastating to another. Some people describe the feeling as a “hot scratch”. Some have said it was “annoying”. But most have said it wasn’t as bad as they had thought. All depending on placement of course! Ribs and stomach might be a different story to your shoulder, remember that.

I don’t know about you guys, but this video makes me want to get tattooed again so badly! The artists involved in the cool Eikon EMS400 Power Supply promotion video are Evan Dowdell, Jen Stewart and David Glantz.

Check it out below.