I’ve watched this about 10 times now and laugh harder each time. I love how he instantly gets up and jogs away in shame. Golden footage right there. Kinda NSFW, you’ve been warned.

Bianca is married to an Italian photographer, with whom she has a daughter with. This chick is a mum WTF?! That just made things a little more epic. All of a sudden I have cravings for milk and rib balloons. Much more Bianca after the jump.

Mercedes Benz debuted the SLS MAG E-Cell at the this years North American International Auto Show. Wearing the world’s most eye-searing matte-yellow paint, the electrified supercar boasts 525 horsepower and 649 pound-feet of torque thanks to four synchronous electric motors.

The SLS AMG E-Cell can do the 0-60 mph dance in a scant 3.7 seconds. Lithium-ion batteries handle energy storage, and regenerative braking helps keep the cells topped off between charges.

Check the video below of Formula 1 legend David Coulthard doing an on-track test drive.

Two years in the making, Jay Schweitzer and Mike McEntire have gone all out for this latest Release of On the Pipe 6 “Pack it Up”.

With the sport of FMX going global, they decided to travel the world in search of the best compounds, freeriding and freeriders known to man.

Ever wondered what animal you would be? Of course you have! What ever you choose, you can’t be a monkey or a lion, they are taken.

A stretched 05 Kawasaki ZX10 piloted by Nick “Apex” Brocha (seen above) vs. a Corvette Powered RX7 driven by Jim Guthrie in a high speed drifting battle. Shout out to Guru Khalsa for showing us the light!

The latest trailer for Jonathan Liebesman’s highly anticipated alien invasion flick Battle: Los Angeles just hit the web and wow, does it contain invading aliens!

The film, which stars Aaron Eckhart, Michelle Rodriguez, Michael Pena, and Bridget Moynahan, is set to open March 11. Check it out below.

I can’t seem to concentrate today. It can only be one of three things; not enough coffee, too much coffee or Elisanda Tomacheski’s buttocks. I just want to throw a piece of bacon on that smooth behind and watch it sizzle. You know where to find more.

The latest and greatest in breakfast packaging technology is the “intelligent cereal box,” which “uses metallic-ink-based circuitry to animate the packaging, as well as communicate with nearby computers.”

Yes, your cereal box may soon be smarter than you, able to update the expiration date and show animations while you sit there trying to wake up. It sure sounds expensive, doesn’t it? But hey, it’ll totally be worth it to be able to watch Count Chocula wink at you while you wait for the milk to turn yummy chocolaty brown.

Eight snowboarders, eight video parts, one very cool new Winter X Games event.

Nic Sauve
Age: 23
Hometown: Québec City, Canada.
Last video part: 2010: Forum’s “F’ It”

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The first game play trailer for the mixed martial art game Supremacy MMA shows a cage with no refs, no cut men and truly no holds barred fighting. Supremacy MMA embraces fast and furious game play and the bone-crashing brutality of underground MMA fighting.

MMA legend Jens Pulver is endorsing the game and playing the character of the coach, as well as lending his story and likeness to the game. The former UFC light heavyweight champion his experiences making the game after the jump.

From Canadian company Red Star Skateboards comes this short skate film featuring Paul Machnau. The 4 minute clip is FOB (full of bangers).

The story revolves around a legendary Warrior Priest (Paul Bettany) from the last Vampire War who now lives in obscurity among the other downtrodden human inhabitants in walled-in dystopian cities ruled by the Church.

When his niece is abducted by a murderous pack of vampires, Priest breaks out of the city in a quest for revenge. I’m guessing, that’s when the vampire killin’ starts. Yii Hawww!

Is it fake? Was magic used? Is it really not butter? Can I catch a boiled egg in my mouth dropped from a height of ten meters. The answer is yes.

Ross Ching’s 3 Minutes, starring Harry Shum Jr. (aka Mike Chang from Glee) and Stephen “Twitch” Boss, is a mysterious thriller that’s jam packed with lots of action, you know, for a three minute film.

Hugh Hefner, 84, and his 24-year-old girlfriend Crystal Harris are engaged. Hef tweeted, “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory.” We at Shock Mansion feel the need to be a part of the festivities, so lets all gather round and look at pictures of Hef’s soon to be wife’s butt.

This video alone has made bacon stock sky rocket on Wall Street.

Tastes like crazy alcohol rainbow pig. Believe that.

I like the part where he throws bacon around like a boss.

I wasn’t going to say anything, but I actually got painfully hot diarrhea from watching all this chili get eaten. Epic!

Dane Searls has proven himself as one of the world’s best big dirt jump riders. In his quest to push himself and BMX dirt jumping further, Dane has teamed up with Unit Clothing to develop the Giants Of Dirt project.

The construction and first ride took place in August, at Matt Schubring’s Boonah property, located in Australia. The set up was totally untested, and Dane took a massive slam in his attempt to clear the whole set-up. He walked away and immediately began planning another attempt.

After months of bad weather, Dane headed back out to the massive jumps, and worked along side Matt Schubring to bring the jumps up to standard and ready to ride. Part 2 of the Giants Of Dirt project documents Dane’s next big attempt!