Shock Mansion: Thanks heaps for you time, how have you been?

French Doll: I am very well thank you, I hope you’re all the same.

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AA Rocketmen is the latest launch of the breakdown rescue service and is a rapid response to take you out of the difficult situation. The Rocketmen will use lightweight jet packs to hover over traffic jams and will reach out to the stranded motorist in need of help.

Made of lightweight carbon fiber tools, the AA jetpack has a top speed of 100km/h and weight 113kg. It will use Satellite services of Trafficmaster for better navigation and requires no license to fly it. This jetpack with hand controls has a £42,000 each.

The AA jetpack specification:
Top speed 100kph (60mph)
Weight 113kg (250lb)
No pilot’s licence required due to light weight
Hand controls
Satellite Navigation provided by Trafficmaster
Parachute
Lightweight carbon fibre tools
£42,000 cost per unit

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Here is a man who plays with the business card all the time. This guy has some serious ninja skill with business cards, popping balloons from a far distance, and even throwing cards under doors and through high windows. My vote is to make this guy the next James Bond villain.

Compact Attack 2010 was full of my favorite stuff in the world, non stop rotor action :) With Rocky running over 209 mph in the Mazda 6, he now has the world’s fastest rotary in the world! Congratulations mate.

In this movie, the magic of green screen in unleashed. Prepare yourself for an epic adventure, and Hermione’s boobies.

Sylvester Stallone gears up for this epic war picture about a crew of  men on a mission, known as The Expendables. Jason Statham and Jet Li co-star alongside the brawny filmmaker as a group of mercenaries who undertake a near impossible operation to overthrow a dictator in South America. Mickey Rourke, Forest Whitaker, and UFC star Randy Couture co-star in the action packed production. If you love action films, I just made your day.

An enormous crustacean that attached itself to a submarine scouring the depths of the Gulf of Mexico is eliciting shock, awe and a touch of skepticism among Web readers, but scientists say the critter is just an impressive example of a supersized species.

Photos of the beast were posted on Reddit, under the title “By God, it’s a monster!” by a user who said he worked for a deep sea surveying company. His crew found the creature hooked onto the bottom of a remotely operated vehicle, and estimated that the behemoth, which measures 2 1/2 feet long, was creeping along at a depth of about 8,500 feet.

Online investigations also helped identify the critter, which is a Bathynomus giganteus, or giant isopod. The crustaceans are related to shrimp and crabs, and are thought to dwell in the deep seas of the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

Giant isopods might make tasty prey, but they’re also hungry predators: The scavengers feast on carcasses of dead whales and fish. They have been known to attack sea-dwellers that are still alive and swimming.

That zealous appetite is probably one reason they’ve survived so long: Fossil records date these cockroaches of the sea back more than 160 million years, before the Earth’s continents were even formed.

Via: Reddit

While the first chapter of Life in the West merely touched on some of the dangers of frontier life in the world of Red Dead Redemption, Life in the West: Part II contains some more depth and detail on the atmosphere of revolutionary turmoil and social unrest that was prevalent during the time period, with gangs overrunning decrepit towns and roadside bandits a constant threat.

This entry in the Gameplay Series also sheds some more light on a few of the unique gameplay mechanics, including the mechanics of dueling and how the deeds you perform and the way dress impact how people of the world react to you.

Red Dead Redemption – Coming May 18, 2010 for Xbox 360® and PLAYSTATION®3. ESRB Rating: MATURE with Blood, Intense Violence, Nudity, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Use of Drugs

Awesome skaters throwing down super clean tricks to sick editing. Two thumbs up baby.

From Thrasher comes a new episode of Double Rock, featuring Sean Malto and Mikey Taylor. All these dudes need is their boards and a power drill, then expect some rad footage to follow.

Bless that man :) His happiness got me stoked!

Actor, David Koechner, reveals the secret behind the air, in Nike Air. This innovation from sportswear giant is sure to send their competitors running to catch up.

Think Charlie and the Chocolate Factory but way better :) These lucky people got to shred DC’s Mountain Lab for a full weekend. Yew!

This is what happens when you don’t flash boobs on ChatRoulette. Some random pedophile will feed a baby bird to a snake. I’m not even sure what to think about this! Watch/read the gif below. Holla!

Shock Mansion: (Dialing Koby)

Koby Abberton: (Phone Message Bank): Don’t leave a message, I won’t listen to it. Write a text. “Beep”

Shock Mansion: (Dial’s Kobe again)

Koby Abberton: Hello?

Shock Mansion: G’day mate, how are ya?

Koby Abberton: Yeah, pretty good thanks mate!

Shock Mansion: First up dude, we appreciate the time you’ve given us. We know you’re busy as hell so cheers for chatting with us! How’s your day been?

Koby Abberton: No worries bra, my days been good!

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CCS Catches up with Mark Appleyard for their Summer Preview catalog. Mark gave them a sneak peak at his new deck graphic that he drew up and tells us what he’s got coming up.

Check out this wild machine that makes cocktails called a Falling Water. Some dude named Joseph Herscher made it in the garage of his flat. To much time on his hands? Or just a straight up legend. You be the judge.

For those who don’t have access to such a machine as this, here is the recipe for the drink:

– 30mls (1Oz) 42BELOW Feijoa Vodka
– Ch’i or Lemonade
– Long slice of seedless cucumber
– Ice

Cut a long thin piece of cucumber on a diagonal. Rest it against the inside of a Highball glass. Fill the glass with ice, add 42BELOW Feijoa. Top with Ch’i or Lemonade. Booyah, your officially cooking with gas vodka.

This movie will probably never exist…damn I wish I could keep watching. That dream scenario was so classic, I could have sworn there was something inside his fuel tank :) Flat Eric is the raddest!

After the jump, check out a classic old school Flat Eric Levi’s advert.