In typical party Snake fashion, this video is a mixed bag of wild party and antics, and of course some amazing riding. To see all the Party Snake Again? parts, visit The Party Snake here.
Note: Jumping from a moving car is a last ditch effort. Serious injury and death can occur from jumping from a moving vehicle. Exhaust all other possibilities before you decide to Tom Cruise outta that s**t baby!
Open the door completely. You don’t want the door to shut on your pretty face while you’re jumping out.
Jump at an angle away from the vehicle. Your body will be moving at the same velocity as the car, so when you jump, your body will continue in the direction of the car.
Try to land in a soft area. If possible, try to jump towards a soft place like a marsh mellow factory or onto a sleeping homeless person. Anything is better than pavement, it’s hard and cold like my heart.
Avoid obstructions. Time your jump so you don’t run into a light pole or a child playing hopscotch.
Tuck like a mother f**ker! Before you hit the ground, tuck your body into a ball. Bring your chin to your chest and bring your arms and legs close to your body. This will prevent your brain canister from hitting the ground and spilling its contents on the pavement. Also, it prepares your body to roll like a bowling ball that’s gonna strike the hell out of there.
Roll up a fatty. Oh wait…sorry wrong blog post. Hit the ground with your shoulder and roll away from traffic. Rolling lessens the impact when hitting the ground and the further you roll, the more the girls will want to sleep with you.
Put on your sunglasses like a boss and stroll away from the exploding car like it’s nothing. Just kidding. That’s what usually happens in the movies. In real life, you need to seek immediate medical attention for the broken bones you’ll likely have from jumping from a speeding vehicle.
P.S. Don’t actually do this and then blame Shock Mansion in court idiot. We are just the messenger
The fourth installment of the hugely successful Resident Evil franchise, Resident Evil: Afterlife is again based on the wildly popular video game series, and will this time be presented in 3-D.
In a world ravaged by a virus infection, turning its victims into the Undead, Alice (Milla Jovovich), continues on her journey to find survivors and lead them to safety. Her deadly battle with the Umbrella Corporation reaches new heights, but Alice gets some unexpected help from an old friend. A new lead that promises a safe haven from the Undead takes them to Los Angeles, but when they arrive the city is overrun by thousands of Undead – and Alice and her comrades are about to step into a deadly trap.
This video features a man who set a world record by floating to 11,000 feet using only helium filled party balloons, ascending tandem with a hot air balloon for safety reasons, then cutting himself free of the balloons and skydiving to Earth. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say this dude has been huffing helium. That’s probably how he got this idea.
For Improv Everywhere’s latest mission, over 1,000 people rode the subway without underwear or pants in New York City.
Their annual No Pants Subway Ride has been a tradition for years, and they decided it was time to up the ante. Riders spread out over four different subway lines to surprise and delight everyday New Yorkers riding the train.
Ok…Ok…so this was faked for April Fools a couple of days ago. But it’s still pretty funny
During a stopover in Germany in the middle of a carefree roadtrip through Europe, two American girls find themselves alone at night when their car breaks down in the woods.
Searching for help at a nearby villa, they are wooed into the clutches of a deranged retired surgeon who explains his mad scientific vision to his captives’ utter horror. They are to be the subjects of his sick lifetime fantasy: to be the first to connect people, one to the next, via their gastric system, and in doing so bring to life ‘the human centipede’.
Truly one-of-a-kind, Tom Six’s twisted biological horror film The Human Centipede confidently goes where few films have dared to go. The sick vision of a demented surgeon, a role portrayed so brilliantly by Dieter Laser it is sure to join Freddy, Jason, and Leatherface in the horror pantheon, is a 100% medically accurate nightmare.
AA Rocketmen is the latest launch of the breakdown rescue service and is a rapid response to take you out of the difficult situation. The Rocketmen will use lightweight jet packs to hover over traffic jams and will reach out to the stranded motorist in need of help.
Made of lightweight carbon fiber tools, the AA jetpack has a top speed of 100km/h and weight 113kg. It will use Satellite services of Trafficmaster for better navigation and requires no license to fly it. This jetpack with hand controls has a £42,000 each.
The AA jetpack specification:
Top speed 100kph (60mph)
Weight 113kg (250lb)
No pilot’s licence required due to light weight
Satellite Navigation provided by Trafficmaster
Lightweight carbon fibre tools
£42,000 cost per unit
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Sylvester Stallone gears up for this epic war picture about a crew of men on a mission, known as The Expendables. Jason Statham and Jet Li co-star alongside the brawny filmmaker as a group of mercenaries who undertake a near impossible operation to overthrow a dictator in South America. Mickey Rourke, Forest Whitaker, and UFC star Randy Couture co-star in the action packed production. If you love action films, I just made your day.
An enormous crustacean that attached itself to a submarine scouring the depths of the Gulf of Mexico is eliciting shock, awe and a touch of skepticism among Web readers, but scientists say the critter is just an impressive example of a supersized species.
Photos of the beast were posted on Reddit, under the title “By God, it’s a monster!” by a user who said he worked for a deep sea surveying company. His crew found the creature hooked onto the bottom of a remotely operated vehicle, and estimated that the behemoth, which measures 2 1/2 feet long, was creeping along at a depth of about 8,500 feet.
Online investigations also helped identify the critter, which is a Bathynomus giganteus, or giant isopod. The crustaceans are related to shrimp and crabs, and are thought to dwell in the deep seas of the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Giant isopods might make tasty prey, but they’re also hungry predators: The scavengers feast on carcasses of dead whales and fish. They have been known to attack sea-dwellers that are still alive and swimming.
That zealous appetite is probably one reason they’ve survived so long: Fossil records date these cockroaches of the sea back more than 160 million years, before the Earth’s continents were even formed.
While the first chapter of Life in the West merely touched on some of the dangers of frontier life in the world of Red Dead Redemption, Life in the West: Part II contains some more depth and detail on the atmosphere of revolutionary turmoil and social unrest that was prevalent during the time period, with gangs overrunning decrepit towns and roadside bandits a constant threat.
This entry in the Gameplay Series also sheds some more light on a few of the unique gameplay mechanics, including the mechanics of dueling and how the deeds you perform and the way dress impact how people of the world react to you.
Red Dead Redemption – Coming May 18, 2010 for Xbox 360® and PLAYSTATION®3. ESRB Rating: MATURE with Blood, Intense Violence, Nudity, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Use of Drugs