She’s soft, smooth, round and extremely juicy just like a real peach, although you don’t throw Ashley Peaches away after you’ve eaten her. Peep this nice little clip below entitled Bedroom Boom. Happy Days.

When the first Pagani Huayra made its appearance at a meet for Pagani owners, evo’s Harry Metcalfe was there to take a ride.

The new Pagani Huayra is one of the most eagerly awaited supercars with the promise of 720bhp from its mid-mounted 6.0-litre twin-turbocharged engine – enough power to blast it to an estimated 235mph top speed.

Our man Harry Metcalfe got a chance to see the Huayra up close at an event for Pagani owners in Sardinia – there are some advantages to having a Zonda in the garage.

The Lamborghini GP570-4 Performante has 562bhp – The Extra EA-300LP aerobatic plane has just 296bhp, but can pull 10G in turns.

So which is quicker around a lap of the Bedford Autodrome? Evo’s Roger Green is the man on the ground, while former Red Arrow pilot Myles Garland is in the air. Gentlemen, start your engines!

“I woke up the other day to a text from Webbie asking me if I was free. Unfortunately I was working nights. He told me he wanted some footage filmed before he went to America for the Dew Tour (the next day), so we worked it out so I could get up the Ghetto Shed for about an hour before I had to leave for work. So that’s what we did…we spent about an hour non-stop filming, and from the footage I put together this edit. There was a fair amount more usable footage too, which is probably the most unbelievable thing.” – Ross Penny

I don’t watch ‘The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills’, so I don’t really know or care who Brandi Glanville is. What I do watch however, is smoking hot milf’s strutting around beaches in bikinis from the hidden comfort of my black van parked in the car park. Pass me the binoculars good sir, the show is about to begin!

The trailer for the first installment of the Spiderman reboot films “The Amazing Spider-Man,” has been officially released online.

The past three “Spider-Man” film stars Tobey Mcguire and Kirsten Dunst, have now been replaced by younger actors. Andrew Garfield from “The Social Network” and “Easy A” star Emma Stone will be playing the lead roles of Peter Parker and his love interest.

Unfortunately, “The Amazing Spider-Man” won’t make its debut in theaters until July 3, 2012. This trailer will have to do for now.

In this episode they try deep frying candy bars. Most of them turned out delicious, but candy bars with crunchy insides (like Butterfingers) didn’t turn out so well. Their insides apparently turned harder than brick becoming very hard to chew. What would you love to deep fry?

Full Auto Glock 17? Check. Explosive ammo? Check. Epic russian with an itchy trigger finger? F**k yeah!

FPS Russia at it again, this time with a automatic Glock 17, drum magazines and incendiary rounds. We aren’t afraid to say it, we love this crazy bastard.

Check out this awesome footage of what is said to be the very first street back flip done on a skateboard by Calgary’s Derrick Timoshenko. Do you think it passes? We think so! We also think adult massages should be free for people suffering from alcoholism. I should probably take this opportunity to tell you I’m running for President.

Ciara was spotted on Miami Beach doing things that people do when they are on the beach, which is mainly wearing not much clothing. Whenever I’m at the beach I do that thing where you walk towards the water, and when a wave comes in you run away squealing. Ciara didn’t do that, props on the bravery babe.

Peter Jackson recently posted the following note on Facebook, along with his new video diary. It reads…

Good news and bad news today. Bad news is that we won’t be doing any Hobbit presentation at Comic Con in San Diego this year. New Line and Warner Bros were very happy to support a presentation, but I declined, simply because I felt it was too early.

There’s so much more of the films still to shoot. I just wanted to get that out there, because I’ve seen various references to the possibility of something Hobbity at Comic Con. Hate to disappoint anyone. But something tells me we will be there in force next year.

Now for the good news…

We’ve just finished a new video blog, covering a little more of the first block of shooting. So please enjoy this—at least you don’t have to travel to San Deigo to see it!

I’ve been on the go since wrapping the first shooting block, but I’m about to settle down and get into the much delayed 20 Questions. I’ve a few half-written and will get those done very, very soon! I promise!

Peter J

This Japanese delicacy known as odori-don or “dancing squid rice bowl” is a variation on traditional squid sashimi and uses soy sauce to create the disturbing illusion of bringing a dead squid back to life.

Apparently the sodium in the soy causes neurons to fire, making the muscles twitch. The squid was completely motionless before the sauce was poured on and was definitely “dead at the time of serving”.

All I really care about is the fact that soy sauce seems to bring back the dead! I’m going to the local graveyard with a full bottle and I’m going to start the goddamn apocalypse!

This is Robert Himler’s Underground Racing Twin Turbo Lamborghini Gallardo revving and shooting some serious flames out it’s rear. Ask yourself, do you really need a wife? Be honest now.

Twin Turbo Lamborghini Gallardo: $400,000
Video Camera: $200
Fuel: $50
Watching flames shoot out of a lime green Lambo: Priceless. Somebody pass the marshmallows.

Last month in Switzerland some folks set the Guinness World Record for the highest blob jump, a whopping 17 meters, and wow wee it looks high! Rest in peace Ryan Dunn.

It’s not a fail if you can make it look this good! I damn near wet my pants with laughter when he started screaming.

Ken Block returns to the Goodwood Festival of Speed in 2011, this time with two cars: The Gymkhana THREE Ford Fiesta, and the current Ford Fiesta RS WRC car. Defending the “Hooning title” he won in 2010, Block spent the entire weekend sideways or in circles on Goodwood’s hillclimb and rally stages.

Pizza turned out to be a little hit or miss. Proper delivered pizza turned out awesome, but they suggest you avoid deep frying things like hot pockets. All that dough will clog up your life son!

This precious little gem of a video deserves 10 million views. Seriously.

YEAR ZERO is a modern take on high performance surfing set in a post-apocalyptic world, reminiscent of Mad Max or an HG Wells novel.

It tells a story of a band of renegade surfers, including Dion Agius, Yadin Nicol, Nate Tyler, Taj Burrow, CJ Hobgood and Damien Hobgood, on a road trip through the apocalypse in search of waves, women, and good times.

The film’s original soundtrack by BLACK MOUNTAIN, whom VICE MAGAZINE has called, “One of the best rock n’ roll bands of our time,” creates a sonic landscape that fully delivers the immersive experience that director Joe G envisioned for the film.