We’ve never seen Danielle Kn on Shock Mansion before, and now I know why I’ve always felt like part of myself is missing. It’s because I’ve never had an erection quite like the one this hot piece of pie just gave me.

I just want to throw confetti on that hiney and celebrate its glory. See more things to celebrate after the jump.

All these birds! Their line-up this episode of custom wings deep-fried and wrapped in bacon is off the chain fool!

They also got that sauce, in bird carcass dipping bowls.

Epic Meal Time takes selection to the next level by creating a wide variety of sauces and specialized chicken wings.

Here is not only the best compilation video of Will Ferrell, but maybe the best compilation video of anything, ever. Enjoy the next 10 minutes of your life watching Will Ferrell’s best blooper moments from some of his funniest movies!

Earlier this year, 2010 Formula Drift Champion Vaughn Gittin Jr. had the pleasure to visit Riyadh in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia as a guest of Ford Middle East.

While he was there he filmed this video, ‘Drifting in the K.S.A’, where he was allowed to use an entire motorsport complex including the parking lots, garages and storage areas to put his skills to the test.

The footage captured in this video speaks for itself. Enjoy!

Hollywood Holt is known for his crazy but always fun live shows. Confident, charismatic, fun and energetic are words to describe Hollywood Holt, the Chicago based MC, break dancer and DJ.

Holt has toured with Kid Cudi, and his songs have been featured on video games such as Fight Night Round 4, and the television series Gossip Girl.

Influenced by a lot of punk music, Hollywood Holt, absorbed both the cultures of living in the Windy City’s notorious South Side as well as the city’s well-off, northern suburbs.

We’ve been blasting his music in the Shock Mansion office for a while now. So when we had the opportunity to catch up with him on the phone we were excited to say the least.

Click play below to listen to our phone call.

Caution explicit language used…use headphones if your at work:

While your at it, watch the video below from the Stanton Warriors artist album, featuring Hollywood Holt and Ruby Goe.

Keep up with everything Hollywood Holt by visiting the links below.

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Can you believe this chick is 44! I’d still go there. Add another 10 years and I’d probably still go there. But not if she was 55, that’s my limit no questions asked! What do you think I am, some kind of weirdo?!

Filmer and editor Mitch Payne made this hella cool edit with bodyboarder Dan Bennington doing drop knees in the green room. Hit the jump to see another edit by Mitch Payne featuring Eric Gamez.

Captured by the leader of the Syndicate, Philippe Loren and his chief lieutenants Kiki DeWynter, and Viola DeWynter (voiced by actress Sasha Grey), the Saints are made an offer they can only refuse… and so begins the war in Steelport. Strap it on.

A major feature length production from BBC Earth Films, One Life has been created from 10,000 hours of incredible, intimate footage of amazing creatures that are in turn heroic, strange, loveable, beautiful and surprisingly funny.

One Life is voiced by Daniel Craig and offers an accessible narrative that everyone will love.

It is directed by Michael Gunton and Martha Holmes from the BBC Natural History Unit and is a joyful celebration of the most brilliant and imaginative stories of survival from the natural world.

It’s Sean Bean dying, again and again. And again. He dies 21 times in total and once you’ve watched it, you have to hand it to the man. He knows how to die, when his time finally comes and the Grim Reaper slithers behind him to suck away his life, he’ll know what to do. If ever there were an Oscar category for best death, then Mr. Bean would be dying to win it.

It’s simply elementary my dear Watson, he got punched by an old guy, for farting on his wife. What I cant seem to figure out is why the old guy is in a cart if he is clearly physically capable of moving around? Fascinating.

Loosen your belts fellas, you are about to need to pull the old upwards tuck trick. You know the one. Much more amazing Bar photos after the jump. *GULP* Proceed!

The dudes behind Stab Magazine were recently on a boat with Bruce Irons for two straight weeks.

They decided it would be a rad idea to put flares on the back on his board while in Indonesia. We also agree, this was definitely a very rad idea!

Imagine that your body stopped aging at 25 and that you could live forever. It’s a very promising proposition if not for one small issue. At the age of 25, your body is given one year to live.

The only way to remain alive is to acquire more time on your body’s biological clock. And time is precious. That’s the gist of In Time, the latest film from writer/director Andrew Niccol (The Truman Show, Gattaca) starring Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried, Olivia Wilde, Alex Pettyfer, Cillian Murphy and more.

Drive is the story of a Hollywood stunt driver by day, a loner by nature, who moonlights as a top notch getaway driver for hire in the criminal underworld.

He finds himself a target for some of LA’s most dangerous men after agreeing to aid the husband of his beautiful neighbor, Irene. When the job goes dangerously awry, the only way he can keep Irene and her son alive is to do what he does best, Drive!

This is the moment when a shark expert risked life and limb by paddling on a surfboard just feet away from a great white shark.

South African Chris Fallows, who runs diving and shark-spotting trips off Cape Town, went paddle boarding off the coasts of South Africa and Mexico, moving within sight of the predators in an attempt to dispel the theory that they post a threat to humans.

Can he keep his balance?

Skittles have officially taken their commercials to a whole new ‘Not Safe For Work’ level.

This is the most viewed commercial on the internet today, and maybe of all time. Bravo Skittles, this is hilarious!

Tommy Lee will always be the OG drum playing rock star who still has millions of fans around the world wanting a piece of him. Here’s why! Here is a clip from his Drum Solo on the 360 drum roller coaster on the Summer 2011 Motley Crue tour. Epic!