I think anyone who can kick that high gets to choose what time it is.

NBA’s Rudy Gay and MTV’s Fantasy Factory co-star Drama work together to end the NBA Lockout. Here is the first meeting of the minds between these two young power players, which almost didn’t happen because someone slept in a little too late.

Our homie Elias Tebache from Feeding The Streets is back with a brand new ‘Shock Mansion Weekly Wrap Up’.

Touching on all things weird and wonderful that have graced the mysterious pages of Shock Mansion this week. Before we reach this weeks topic, don’t forget to follow Elias on Twitter, subscribe to his Youtube Account, and check out his Website!

This weeks question is: Can a girl and guy just be friends, no shenanigans, just friends! Watch the video below and then leave your thoughts in the comment section…

Call us the milkmen, cause we always deliver. Make sure you let us know which inked girls are your favourites, and we will do our best to post them more often.

Anyway, back to the business at hand…

Hyundai: Wouldn’t it be cool to do something outrageous inside [our old headquarters] before all the walls finally came down?

Shock Mansion: Why yes, Hyundai, it would.

Hyundai: Why not put Rhys Millen, his Genesis Coupe drift car, and our abandoned HQ together for a unique drift demonstration in a unique industrial setting?

Shock Mansion: Sounds like a great idea! Hurry up and do it already. Less chat, more smoke.

As Ken Block has proven time and again, all you need is a talented driver, a hot car plus plenty of tire smoke to make yourself some YouTube gold…

Beat Master araabMUZIK kills it on the drum machine live in front of a crowd going wild. His fingers move so fast I’m surprised the MPC could keep up!

Jimmy Kimmel challenged parents to give their kids an early Christmas present, but to make it a terrible one. Christmas pranks have never been this fun.

Check out this bonus funny kid video of the day…

This little dude wants another donut, and he will lie, cheat and steal to get one!

Controversial news in the UK this week has been a 19-year-old man with out a ticket being removed from the Scotrail train.

Security attempts removing the man from the train with the assistance from a larger passenger.

It is unconfirmed that the man stepping in to help will be charged with assault. Who’s side are you on…the big fella or the smart ass kid?

So I guess this makes it official, we are living in the future. Even peoples pets have smart phones now. Check out this lizard playing its favourite game, Ant Crusher. Technically it’s a game, but he prefers to call it hunting practice.

Present yourself well: Part of the blueprint for a successful pickup requires you to look good. Here are a few tips to help you look and feel your best just in time for your next romp.

Work out: Logging an hour in at the gym will take the edge off better than just about any illicit substance you could dream of poisoning yourself with — and it’s good for you. Being a regular at the gym will result in you looking and feeling better, and consequently you’ll be more attractive to women.

Dress better: Girls notice how a guy puts himself together. Contrary to popular belief, they are not in perpetual pursuit of their next makeover project.

Scrub up: Your hygiene regime should not just consist of dousing yourself in deodorant and cologne. Those two work best in conjunction with an actual shower, so be sure to take one.

Expect knockbacks along the way, but as long as you keep your expectations in check, your skin thick and your sense of humour robust, you’ll be guaranteed to get more positive responses, than outright rejection. Good luck my son…

Borat, otherwise known as Sacha Baron Cohen is back with this hilarious comedy called ‘The Dictator’. This is the first trailer of the movie and it looks pretty much ridiculous! Based on Saddam Hussein, Sacha Baron Cohen is a fearless Dictator that comes to America to ensure his country stays oppressed.

The movie has an massive cast of stars with the likes of Sir Ben Kingsley, Megan Fox, Anna Faris, John C. Reilly.

Staying true to the style of Sacha’s movies, ‘The Dictator’ does not shy away from using controversial topics as a hook for hilarious situations.

Following the huge success of ‘Borat’ and ‘Bruno’, has Sacha done it again? Hit the jump and see for yourself…

We all enjoy having our eyes gently massaged by awesome and pointless images, but our mothers would prefer we read an encyclopedia. Being that we are the smartest generation yet, I am going to kill two birds with one post.

Be prepared to have your brain entertainment while expanding your knowledge at the same time. Let’s start this off lightly. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

To get your learn on, hit the jump…

Chalk this one up as a powerful GoPro sunset Pipeline session caught on record.

Watch Mark Healley, Mikey Bruneau, Anthony Walsh, Jamie Sterling, and Koa Smith enjoy a great swell at the north shore.

Impressive footage joined by some grimy dubstep, check it out…

The king of back wheel balance is back. This is an awesome edit of  Jorian Ponomareff from back in march.

Jorian makes stunt biking look way too easy. I’ll stick with poppin’ monos on my pushy thanks.

Peep the video after the jump…

This video is called ‘Sh*t Girls Say’, and to be honest, I haven’t seen a Youtube video spill more truth in a while. Granted this guy may act a bit more ditsy than what happens in real life, but he still nails it. This is the first episode, let’s hope they keep them coming.

Chicago’s prodigal son returned home this week for the Watch The Throne tour stop. And yesterday, Kanye West brought his homie Jay-Z along for a neighborhood visit, likely to family and friends.

A hometown hero can’t go back to the Chi without seeing his people. Mr West surprised residents around the 77th St/South Shore area yesterday just ahead of the second and final show at the United Center.

Once folks found out he and Jay-Z were outside on a neighbor’s lawn, the whole neighborhood mobbed them with cameras. That sh*t cray.

Using special microchip-controlled explosives, Chinese artist Cai Guo-Qiang created a daytime fireworks show using timed detonations on the ground and clusters of colored smoke clouds exploding in the air—with results that easily rival nighttime fireworks displays.

Tat·too: To mark a part of the body with an indelible design by inserting pigment into punctures in the skin.

Ad·dict·ed: Enthusiastically devoted to a particular thing or activity.

Calling all tattooed humans. ‘Like’ this post and share the love with your homies. Plenty more after the jump.