A 300-pound chimpanzee named Sue is back in custody after escaping from a south Kansas City home and going on a rampage, climaxing with the animal smashing out the windshield of a police car. As the police were preparing to shoot the chimp, the owner arrived and was able to get the rascal back into her cage.
Witnesses say Sue gave KCMO Animal Control officers the middle finger before she then pushed a trash can into a police car. I get the feeling that if we had a chance, Sue and I would be best friends.
Jennifer has appeared in more than ten reality TV shows, and was featured on the E! True Hollywood Stories: Football Wives episode because of her marriage to NFL safety Adam Archuleta. She’s also served as eye candy in a number of music videos from artists such as Justin Timberlake, Sterophonics and Marc Anthony. She now works full time appearing in my day dreams. More after the jump.
Shia LaBeouf was caught on video throwing a cup of coffee at a photographer in Washington DC the other day. Shia opted for the hit and run attack, nice choice. Right after it the Paparazzi would have been wondering if it was raining coffee or if a ninja just took a hot leak on his back. I hope to see more sneak attacks from the Transformers star in the future. Well played.
Ok…so this dude posted up a video of him shooting a Justin Bieber photo with an F2000 Assault Rifle. The first thing I want to say is please pick a better gun next time, the F2000 is a load of garbage, even my grandmother knows this.
Secondly, if I put myself in Justin Bieber’s shoes and became him for a day, watched this video, I would probably have a panic attack and lock myself in the house for the next 3 years. Ah well, that’s the inter-noodle for you, always pushing the limits of entertainment.
After the jump, the same hilarious Russian decides to shoot a .50 Cal Desert Eagle one handed. It is fun yes? As always, have nice day.
When I say for the die hards, I’m basically referring to myself as this is one of my favorite movie franchises. I am addicted to these slash-tastic films. The video below shows the audience at the Scream Awards getting an awesome little teaser of the up and coming movie. It features Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, and Wes Craven as director.
Scream 4 will hit theaters April 15, 2011. I’m already waiting in line…with my knife, in case anybody tries any line cutting funny business. Just kidding, I don’t carry knives with me, that would be immature of me. I carry a sword sticky taped down my right leg, hence my limp.
Watch below as a Russian traffic officer jumps into a motorist’s car to escape a pack of marauding wolves on the M23 highway recently.
Then below, a new video has surfaced showing more wolves running wild through a car park.
They seem hungry, maybe that’s what brings them into the city. Whatever it may be…they are climbing in your windows, snatching your people up, so y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband, cause they’re biting everyone out here.
Here’s a new one from Amity Bike Co. featuring Damo Wilkinson shredding some trails in the UK. This is also yet another awesome trails edit from Dave King. Check it out!