Set before the up rise of Shredder, when gangs ran the streets with no organization or cause, this fan-created Ninja Turtles short features the Foot Clan getting whooped by Raphael. This is a solid reminder that it’s time for a new TMNT movie that isn’t rated PG.

It’s time April did a nude scene goddammit! Kowabunga!

Recently we have been featuring previews from BBC’s Human Planet. Here is another clip, this time from the Arctic where Amos and his son Karl-Frederik catch the largest they’ve ever landed and pull it up 800 metres through a hole in the ice before feeding it to their hungry dogs.

Humans are by far the most fascinating creatures.

In the year since Olivia first graced the cover of Maxim, a lot has gone down. She’s joined the ‘Daily Show’ as a correspondent, featured in ‘Iron Man 2′, left ‘Attack of the Show’, starring in a soon to be made film ‘Don’t Know How She Does It’ (alongside Sarah Jessica Parker), and is storming prime time on the NBC sitcom ‘Perfect Couples’.

All of that amazing work, and all I can think about is those titties. Holla!

Episode 4 of Thrasher’s King of the Road goes to C1rca shoes, where they explore the land of Nashville. As usual, older women become a target, someone gets a regrettable piercing and some gnarly tricks go down.

Hit the front lines of an ongoing gang war in one of Americas most traumatized cities where the Detroit Police’s ‘Gang Squad’ uses aggressive tactics and unparalleled street smarts to try and solve a gang shooting at a school bus stop.

In the wake of tragedy, Gang Squad officers take the offensive, and penetrate deep undercover to infiltrate some of the deadliest gangs in the nation. From back alley meet-ups, to a raid on a multi-gang narcotics stronghold, cameras take you inside a battle that rages on American soil and threatens the lives of kids who spend every day in the shadow of violence.

Youtube guys Barely Political had a showdown of awesome recently with the EpicMealTime. It’s a collabo bitches. Check out the dripping super bowl sandwich they construct and then consume. It’s so good, It’ll knock the glasses off yo face!

Check out Torstein Horgmo’s closing part from The Storming, re-edited and tightened up to a fresh new track.

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Watch as Darren Berrecloth sticks a 360 step-down at Red Bull Rampage. What makes this video so rad is that it’s been captured at 1000 frames per second. Check it out below.

Warning: The noise this car makes will make you spontaneously ejaculate.

This is the Pagani Zonda R, and that man behind the wheel is Jeremy Clarkson. His latest DVD – ‘The Italian Job’ – is out, and in it, he attempts to tame the hardest, fastest and shoutiest Pagani Zonda ever built.

Regular followers of Pagani will know the Zonda R is a tough cookie. It lapped the ‘Ring in 6m 47s, and looks amazing.

Enough chit chat though, press play below.

I don’t want to say the wrong thing here and come off as a total creep. Ok, here goes, I would like to smell Olga’s hair with my eyes closed. What goes on behind those eyes is my business. More after the jump.

Here is Brazilian model Isabela Soncini showing off her bodacious curves. If you are anything like me, we are thinking the same thing right now. How do they get the toothpaste into the tube? One of life’s many mysteries.

Brotherhood follows a single, indelible night during Sigma Zeta Chi’s pledge period. One final task is all the stands between the pledges and their official initiation. It’s unfortunate that this final task is to rob a convenience store. It’s even more unfortunate that one of them gets shot while it’s happening. It all begs the question, “How bad do you want in?”

Famed for its two-seater, rear-wheel-drive supercars, the Italian manufacturer has revealed its first four-wheel drive, the four-seater Ferrari FF. The latest addition to the Maranello prancing horse fleet is also a hatchback or “shooting brake”, but unlike any normal hatchback.

Its 6262cc direct-injection V12 engine delivers 485kW of power that slings the red missile from standstill to 100km/h in just 3.7 seconds and a maximum speed of 335km/h. But the main point of difference in the “Ferrari Four” is the addition of four-wheel drive for the first time which places it in even closer competition with all-wheel-drive Lamborghinis.

The current Scaglietti sells here for $698,000, but the FF’s drive system is expected to boost that price. It would join Ferrari’s current Australian line-up of California Convertible ($459,650), 458 Italia ($526,950) and 599 Fiorano ($677,250). The Italian manufacturer is currently enjoying record sales in the US and China and in Australia, Ferrari sold 126 cars last year, up 21.2 per cent which is double the market trend.

Raven Tershy enters skateboard beastmode with this nail biting Creature Skateboards remix video. Get your ‘gasp!’ face ready.

Check out Armada Ski’s latest team edit for 2011 called Kooks on Skis (KoS).

Sulbin, a Bajau fisherman, has the most extraordinary deep sea hunting skills.

He is able to hold his breath for up to five minutes and dive down 20 meters without any trouble. This dive took Sulbin two and a half minutes, and is filmed underwater in real-time for BBC’s Human Planet.

Maybe this guys dad was going steady with a dolphin or something.

Duke Nukem is shipping May 3, 2011 in North America and May 6, 2011 Internationally.

ESRB Rated Mature: Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Mature Humor, Nudity, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Use of Drugs and Alcohol. If you ban this game Australia like you did with some of the others I am going to organize a riot using my massive steroid fueled online super power. That is all.

A day at the beach with Erin Heatherton would be awesome, except I can tell you right now there would be a massive increase in sea cucumbers. There would also be an increase in erections. Speaking of, hit the jump.