A woman floating on a surfboard near Santa Cruz, California almost ended up on the lunch menu for a humpback whale over the weekend. Luckily, Barb Roettger had her camera rolling as two whales burst from the water meters from a surfer and a pair of kayakers.

The whales have been hanging around Santa Cruz, feeding on schools of anchovies, and there has been there reports of close encounters with the whales in the last few months.

Check out the wild footage after the jump…

Kelly Slater’s world surfing title has momentarily disappeared. Thanks to a monumental blunder by the Association of Surfing Professionals, Slater did not clinch his tour championship Wednesday at Ocean Beach.

The whole celebration – fawning crowds, Slater carried up the beach, the spray of Champagne, the hoisting of the trophy – was held prematurely. Turns out he’s still a few points short.

And get this: If Slater hadn’t uncovered the mistake himself and alerted the ASP, he’d still be the champ.

Check out the video after the jump before they take it down…

Internet, we may have found our new Antoine Dodson. Those are some really big shoes to fill, but the driver in the Elmo shirt is up to the challenge.

A KRON 4 reporter caught the man on camera receiving a citation for driving in a carpool lane for the show ‘People Behaving Badly’.

The driver then turned the tables on the reporter, calling him out for being irrelevant and being a fatty. I love me some internet randomness.

Watch the video after the jump…

Check out this mountain bike slopestyle clip, shot at 1,000 frames per second, featuring Martin Söderström, Yannick Granieri, Brandon Semenuk, Cam McCaul and Niki Leitner.

The video was made during the FMB world tour stop in Leogang, Austria. Check it out after the jump…

This is not some Halloween costume or excessive surgery, Wendy is all natural with a 32 J bra size. Every guy right now is thinking, how do I find a girl like this? Well, your chances aren’t high because statistically there probably isn’t very many girls out of the 7 billion people on earth that look like this. One day you might get lucky, but today you’ll just have to settle for these photos.

Follow her twitter @wendyfour, and check out a heap more photos after the jump…

Matte black is crazy popular right now, every second modified car seems to be matte black. For that matter, matte white paint jobs are becoming very popular too.

But what about matte orange, blue and green? It’s hard not to stop and stare at a matte-orange widebody Nissan GT-R, or a matte-red BMW 5 Series wagon. Which is your favourite colour?

Bonus Video: Check out this Ferrari F40 with blue chrome wrapping! Love it or hate it? Leave your thoughts in the comment section below.

If you weren’t ready for this, you might have crapped yourself. Thankfully there was a lot of toilet paper on the scene. As the more than 30-year tradition goes, after the Eagles score their first basket of the game, the spectators litter the court with tons and tons of toilet paper in celebration. Check it out.

An unsuspecting goldfish is placed in liquid nitrogen and flash frozen. Then the littler feller is dropped back in his lovely beaker aquarium and comes back to life. According to the YouTube description, the goldfish survived with no ill effects…until it was fed to a turtle.

Our homie Elias Tebache from Feeding The Streets is back with a brand new ‘Shock Mansion Weekly Wrap Up’. This week he decided to put Brooklyn Decker up against Jessica Jane Clement to find out who is Shock Mansion’s hottie of the week!

Jessica Jane Clement is a gift from across the pond that keeps on giving. She is the hottest thing with a British accent you’ll see today, hands down.

And Brooklyn Decker, as if being one of the sexiest females named after a New York City borough wasn’t enough, Brooklyn is also a five time Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model, including an appearance in last year’s issue wearing nothing but body paint. How could anyone possibly top that?

Don’t forget to follow Elias on Twitter, subscribe to his Youtube Account, and check out his Website! I’m so torn this week dudes! Watch the video below and then cast your votes in the comment section below…

This attack took place at a Chicken restaurant in Paterson, New Jersey. The Paterson Police Department turned to social media in its hunt for the attackers, posting the stunning video of the attack on Facebook.

According to police, the man with the machete hacked at the victim at least 14 times. During one of his swings, he chops into his accomplice, who’s right arm is nearly severed, leaving a blood trail that the cops used to track them down.

Since this video was released the machete wielding attacker has turned himself in.

See the video after the jump…

Project X follows three high school seniors (seen above) who are tired of being uncool and decide to throw a party. It seems like they end up over-shooting on making their little get-together a legendary event because things seem to spiral out of control.

Based on the trailer, the party looks like the kind of things high school kids might have made up through a lot of gossip and exaggeration, however in the case of Project X things really were that out of control.

The strange thing about the trailer is, it starts out feeling like a horror movie. Does this movie take a dark twist? Or maybe it’s just that this “wild night” story isn’t a comedy.

Between snippets of all of the drinking and partying, teen girls licking each other, and eating popsicles (and I’m pretty sure there were two dogs humping at some point), it doesn’t look like funny is the angle they’re going for here.

Either way, I love this trailer and cant wait to watch the movie. Project X hits theaters on March 2nd 2012…

Ride the World pictures the Paramont Ride, a short movie by Fabien Didelot.

It’s basically the story of two trial freestyler riders exploring the french alps and pushing the limits.

The camera crew brought along their camera-equipped Air Drone remote-control helicopter which made for some really epic footage.

Watching Dupont work his magic with mountain and machine is a real treat, and it makes us itch for a little time in the saddle ourselves. Hit the jump to check out the full video for yourself…

You might remember this tattooed beauty as one of our gorgeous Mansion Girls. Like Megan from yesterday’s post, she also blessed us with her presence back in 2009.

Don’t forget to check her out on Facebook, and then follow her on Twitter. I love a girl with a neck sleeve, there’s just something epic about framing a gorgeous face with cool art.

View more after the jump…

Eric Scott aka Rocketman is probably the best Jet Pack pilot the world has. He’s flown over canyons, performed in airshows and holds the record for fastest speed on a Jet Pack. So with that gift, he’s now teaching people how to fly in his Jet Pack school.

Using a jetpack isn’t easy! You can’t just fire off the thrusters, lean forward to go and expect not to crash and eat sh*t. Jetpacks are insanely powerful and it’s all about control. Wildly hitting the thrusters makes things go out of control…

The life of a celebrity isn’t easy. You have to deal with driving a crappy Bentley, being handed free Rolex’s, endorsements and the like. Constantly have to decide whether to go to Hawaii for the weekend, or maybe the Caribbean?

Worst of all, having to deal with the paparazzi. Those slimy bastards are looking for any compromising shot they can muster, and an upskirt shot is just gold … especially if the victim is Selena Gomez.

Bonus photos for all the creeps out there!

Ok, ok, bonus photos because I’m a creep who wanted to add them, even though they have nothing to do with the content above. Hey…she is 19 years old and smoking hot, what the hell do you want from me?


This is Jessica, a hippo that was found abandoned as a baby but is now the pet of the Joubert family in South Africa. It lives the good life of a commo pet, chilling out in the lounge room and getting fussed over. Seriously, wtf?

The player who hugs his opponent, did in fact do this completely on purpose. He was just trolling hard. The two Swedish hockey teams are bitter rivals, which explains the immediate punch to the face from the player from the losing side. Gotta love hockey.

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