If there was one thing that triggered the embarrassing and fascinating Sony email leak, it might have been their decision to go forward with killing North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un in James Franco and Seth Rogen’s The Interview in the most gory way allowable. Now, you can watch exactly why some think North Korea may have hacked Sony, and why AMC and Cineplex has made their pulling of The Interview official. Good thing Hitler wasn’t around to stop Inglourious Basterds from happening!
Dramatic new footage has emerged aboard a scary American Airlines flight. Violent turbulence rocked the plane for 45 minutes. The flight from South Korea to Dallas made an emergency landing in Tokyo on Tuesday after 14 passengers were injured. Marc Stanley of Texas said the shaking caused the plane to buck like a bronco. “All of a sudden there’s just a big drop and food and plates and everything started just flying all over the place,” Stanley said.
Jordan James Parke is a British makeup artist who fell in love with the reality TV star after watching an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. “I love everything about Kim,” Parke said. “She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.” The 23-year-old’s had more than 50 cosmetic procedures to transform himself into a Kim lookalike, including Botox, lip fillers, eyebrow tattoos and laser hair removal. Much like Kardashian herself, Parke has plenty of haters, but he’s not bothered. “I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake,” he said. “Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.”
The phones are ringing off the hook at Mark-1 Plumbing in Texas City, for a reason no one there could have ever imagined. “People think you are aiding and abetting terrorists?” KHOU 11 News reporter Alice Barr asked Jeff Oberholtzer, son of Mark-1’s owner. Jeff answered, “Right, right.” It’s all because of a photo posted on an Islamic militant group’s Twitter feed. It shows one of Mark-1 Plumbing’s old work trucks, with the logo on the side, turned into an anti-aircraft firing weapon on the front lines of Syria’s civil war. “We had no intentions or no idea that this would even happen,” said Oberholtzer.
Due to popular demand, the second season of Grand Theft Auto V “Mythbusters” series is out. This time around the GTA V myths that are confirmed/busted included being launched into the air by opening an airplane cockpit, will aircraft pursue you if you are playing as a bird with a wanted level, can the Seashark be transported in the back of a truck, and many more. Check it out!
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“He tells the 3rd umpire to go f**k himself ’cause he knows that’s out!” This is pure gold. We need Alex Williamson up in the commentary box to shut all the other c*nts up and put em in their place.