There is no doubt we have seen massive changes in screen technology over recent years. This video is an experimental look at the future of screen technology with stretchable screens, transparent screens and e-ink displays. Not only do I want this right now, I am actually considering freezing myself until 2014 so I don’t have to wait. I’m going to go crank up the freezer, see you in the future suckers!

It’s official, I have a schoolyard crush on Kelly Brook. Now this would be fine if I was still in school, running around daydreaming about holding her hand, but I’m not. So being the devilishly clever and slightly creepy dude that I am, I decided to create this cleverly disguised Piranha 3D – behind the scenes post, in a vain attempt that she will Google herself, run into this on the internet, freak out over how sexy bloggers are and fall madly love with me. I’ve done the calculation and I have more chance of winning this weeks $20 million dollar lottery. But hey, you’ve gotta be in it to win it right? Gentlemen, wish me luck.

For those of you who don’t know, Piranha 3D is a movie (out now) featuring my wife Kelly Brook completely naked in my room 3-GODDAMN-D. I’ve seen it…and I damn near voted it the best movie of all time.

Kelly recently told the press about a time that her and costar Jessica Szohr decided to drive from the film’s set in Lake Havasu, AZ to Las Vegas during a break in filming and ended up getting pulled over by the cops.

“The next thing I know, there are three police cars following us. In England, the natural reaction is to get out of the car and ask for directions, which is what I did. Next thing you know, we have got our hands on the bonnet of the car and we’re trying to assure the police we’re just actresses on our way to Vegas.”

“To have a gun pulled on you and then be asked for your autograph in the space of a minute is just a bizarre turn of events.”

After the jump…Kelly Brook looking amazing in a blue swimsuit on a beach during a trip to Barbados earlier this year. Is this a taste of what’s to come in her 2011 calendar or was she just topping up her tan? Either way it’s a win for me.

Stephanie Gilmore is only 22 years old and she’s already a legend. Her paws are immortalized in Huntington Beach’s Surfing Walk of Fame. She is officially an icon to every female surfer on the planet. And not surprisingly, she’s rubbed off on Alana, Bethany (pictured above) and Tyler quite a bit lately.

Roger is a freak of nature. Finish him Federer…Tennisality!

Check out this heart stopping CCTV footage below from the belly of a cruise ship being battered around by rough seas.

A different camera angle in a different room. I’m glad nobody got impaled by that flying forklift!

When you think of dead people, concrete and underwater, you might be forgiven if your mind produces images of mafia gangsters and of their victims swimming with the fishes.

Off the coast of Miami in Florida a new reef is forming. It is not, however, the result of nature playing its course but the bi-product of people’s desire to have a last resting place which is both unusual and creates a new ecosystem. This is a cemetery under the sea, the Neptune Memorial Reef.

The first of its kind on earth, the Neptune Memorial Reef takes the concept of a burial at sea to a new level. Forty five feet below the waves the cemetery follows a traditional pattern – it even has its own gates. You find plaques, statues, pathways and even benches on which the weary visitor can rest a while. The only difference to your average cemetery is that visitors will have to wear a wet suit to visit the final resting place of their nearest and dearest.

To ensure that everything has been done above board as it were the Department of Environmental Resource Management recently did a marine study on the burgeoning reef. They came to the conclusion that marine life had gone from close to zero to thousands in the space of the two years that the Neptune Memorial Reef has been in existence. Awesome!