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Aussie Girl Kelly Landry At The Beach

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

God I love this country *wipes tear from eye*. From her beginnings as a successful international fashion model Kelly’s star has continued to rise as a TV personality, firstly with Channel Seven and now as a presenter on Channel Nine’s Getaway. Kelly was recently pictured filming scenes for her travel show called ‘Getaway’ in Miami’s South Beach in a bikini. Hold onto your pants people.

For more photos hit the jump!

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Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic

Friday, March 12th, 2010

Heidi Montag speaks out about the horrors of having to pay for plastic surgery with a credit card.

Hit the jump to see how much Heidi has actually changed!

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Alessandra Ambrosio – Behind The Scenes Photo Shoot

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

I’m a big fan of behind the scene pictures like these. You get to see  the models in awkward awesome positions that sometimes turn out to be hotter than the actual pictures they use. I’m not sure where this sneaky paparazzi devil is hiding in order to take these ‘cheeky’ shots (a canoe?) but I like the cut of his jib.

More photos after the jump.

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Belen Rodriguez Needs Help Applying Sunscreen

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Ever heard of Belen Rodriguez before? Me either. She’s an Argentinian model that by the looks of things needs a little help applying sunscreen. She has a butterfly tattoo, drinks icy cold Pepsi on the beach and loves to wear thongs, what kind of thongs you ask? Hit the jump to find out.

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The Mansion Girls – Lady Diamond

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Shock Mansion: Thanks heaps for you time, how have you been?

Lady Diamond: Pretty good so far!

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Brooklyn Decker: 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Brooklyn Decker, the wife of tennis player Andy Roddick, has joined the likes of Elle Macpherson, Heidi Klum and Marisa Miller by becoming a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl.

The revelation came on The Late Show With David Letterman as the host was making a joke about Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown’s now-famous Cosmopolitan centerfold.

Letterman pointed to a billboard in New York’s Times Square apparently showing Brown’s famous pic, but a sheet was then pulled off to reveal a real ad for the upcoming issue of Sports Illustrated with Brooklyn in a yellow bikini.

Check it out below dudes.

Plus, hit the jump to find out how the gorgeous Brooklyn met her husband/tennis superstar Andy Roddick in her Letterman interview?

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Abbey Clancy – Bodypaint Pictures [NSFW]

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Everyone is talking about Brooklyn Decker’s sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover, but I think these body paint pictures of Abbey Clancy are smoking! Abbey has much more of ‘wild child’ look than Brooklyn, and she has that amazing accent. Where do I sign up to become a body painter? I just realized my job isn’t as good as once thought! Hit the jump for more you randy devil.

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Dear Jessica Jane Clement, Marry Me This Instant!

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

I forgot what it is that Jessica Jane Clement actually does for a living, mostly because once I saw these photos of her on vacation in Thailand my brain transformed into a howling, leg humping wolf. I’m going to need a minute to get myself sorted. Now where was I? Oh, that’s right the ring! It’s in the mail Jessica, keep an eye out for it :) More photos after the jump.

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