Always an amazing sight, Melissa Satta was spotted living it up recently on the beach in Formentera, Spain.

The Sports Illustrated swimsuit beauty showed off her body as she cruised around on the beach in a number of different bikinis alongside her retired soccer star beau, Christian Vieri.

So… Heidi Montag has denied the existence of a s*x tape starring herself and ex hubby Spencer Pratt. But we’re itching to see what the former reality star has to say about Playboy Playmate Karissa Shanon’s (pictured in this post) claims that she bumped private parts with the plastic surgery addict on camera in one of several steaming hot video tapes that Spencer is hawking to Vivid Entertainment for the ripe old price of five million smackeroos! Gimmi Gimmi.

Grief takes different forms, so when Heidi Montag heard that the plastic surgeon who gave her (and the world) her amazing DD’s died earlier this week, she apparently made plans to go to Costa Rica and mourn. And now here she is…

(Insert horrible joke regarding tissues and not using them for mourning here)

Why hello there online surfer…take an ogle at these latest Miranda Kerr shots for Victoria’s Secret. These are the first stills from the famous ‘sexy cotton’ lingerie line. They also include Miranda in black leather and stretchy things that ought drive you nuts or in my case, tingle my dingle berries…whatever that means? I just wrote it to make my mother blush. Sorry mum.

Laura Dore: I can’t wait for my 2011 pin-up calendar to come out! I had so much fun shooting it. I shot it with Shannon Brooke, and every month is based on a famous pinup painting. We recreated the work of Gil Elgvren, Olivia and Vargas just to name a few. Jen did a fantastic job doing the time period makeup while Diana was somehow able to pull together the outfits similar to those featured in the classic illustrations. Danielle did incredible with the retro-inspired hair, and Conner built the wonderful sets. We shot for two days straight, and had so much fun doing it….Despite us working ten hour days, the experience was well worth it, and it should be on stands near the end of July.

For more check out LauraDore.com.

Audrina Patridge was spotted in Bora Bora recently chilling on the beach and feeding some stingrays.

I wish I was a stingray, swimming around, stinging stuff, being fed by hotties and then stinging more stuff. I did however love Steve Irwin, so I’d be swimming around full of guilt for a while. Damn I miss that dude, he was so rad…excuse me for a moment I think I have some coral stuck in my stingray eye *sniff*…any who, where were we? Oh that’s right, Audrina looking ridiculously hot.

For all The Hills fans out there (you’d be surprised how many women visit this blog) Audrina will be staring in her own reality series The Audrina Show, which is set to premiere in 2010.