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WTF! 101 Year Old Woman Has Horn Growing Out Of Her Head

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

A 101 year old woman in China has baffled doctors after growing a huge goat/devil like horn on her forehead.

“[At first] we didn’t pay too much attention to it,” said Mrs Zhang’s youngest son Zhang Guozheng.

Cutaneous horns are made up of keratin, the protein found in fingernails and are typically seen in elderly people who have had prolonged exposure to sunlight.

“Now something is also growing on the right side of her forehead, it’s quite possible that it’s another horn!.”

Via: Theworldsbestever

What Does Mr Burns Look Like In 3D?

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

An artist named ‘Monomauve’ designed this impressive piece of The Simpsons nuclear power plant owner Mr Burns. If you speak computer graphics talk, it was done with Zbrush and rendered in 3ds max. Pretty gnarly effort!

For more monomauve work click HERE.

Forked Tongue Fun

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

I think the sexiest thing about this is the little eyebrow tease before she does the demon witch tongue move! I’m not sure if I love this or if it freaks me the hell out. Probably both ;)

Nice One Dad…

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Adam: “Look baby, my wife’s obviously gonna be laid up for a few days with this whole deal, and then she’s gonna be taking care of the little bastard for months on end so… I guess what I’m trying to say is, I’m gonna have a ton of free time. Wanna keep me entertained with casual sex? No? Not sure what no means sorry?”

Making a Snowboard from Two Apple PowerBook Laptops

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Two dudes make a snowboard using two Apple PowerBooks, and then try and shred the slopes with it. Check out the video below!

Kid arrested after deliberately Farting in school class

Friday, February 26th, 2010

A 12 year old student from Florida was arrested for farting during class and disturbing his classmates by shutting off their computers at Stuar’s Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School. The police called this a “deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class” and “disruption of a school function” County Sheriff’s Office report, a copy of which you’ll find after the jump, notes that the 4′ 11″ offender admitted that he “continually disrupted his classroom environment by farting and shutting off several computers.”

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Outside The Mansion

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Lindsay Lohan’s cleavage. [Egotastic]

Awkward Young Jeezy interview. [VBS]

Terry Richardson with the boys of Jersey Shore. [TerrysDiary]

DJ Muggs x UNDFTD Commercial. [Hypebeast]

Cricket fan had too many drinks. [TotalProSports]

Japanese Family Guy. [BuzzFeed]

The best way to crack a Cadbury Cream Egg. [FunnyorDie]

World’s strongest boy sets air push-up record. [Asylum]

Dolphins blow perfect bubble rings. [Youtube]

Break dancing on ice. [Youtube]

Damn You Evolution, I Want Sticky Ant Feet!

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Ants have incredibly sticky feet. With them they can hang onto ceilings, while carrying 100 times their body weight. But if they are stuck down so successfully, how do they ever get them unstuck?