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Even after having 2 kids, Jessica Alba is still one of the hottest women on the planet. Here she is enjoying a beach holiday, and making everyone man on the planet go suspiciously quiet at the same time.

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Waist training is all the rage these days, with stars such as Kim Kardashian, Jessica Alba and Nicki Minaj all giving it a go. But one woman has taken taken the fad to extreme levels. Curvy Aleira Avendano achieved an eye-watering 20-inch waist – wearing a corset 23 hours a day. “This is the best thing that’s happened to me,” she said. “I would like to be known for my waist.”

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Bet there was more crabs on that beach than in the ocean. FoolinTV took to the beach to ask a bunch of Spring Breakers about the most ratchet thing they’ve done since the beginning of their trip. Needless to say, most of their questionable decisions had to do with boning. We can’t tell if we should fly over there, or completely disregard Florida as being a legitimate state. Share this on Facebook, make their parents proud.

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Things get really emotional when Alex Williamson runs out of drugs and his boys all fall asleep. Thankfully, they pull through together in the end!

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“The video above has no intentions to reveal sexuality of women or to target any specific girl. The concept behind this video is to persuade the mass to change their vision on such issues. Self pleasuring activities are not a sin and therefore people must not feel ashamed. Such things are not against our culture. Also, India is the place from where Kama Sutra originated.” – Nisheeth TV.

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They say “almost” only counts in horseshoes, but for this stunt, there was no almost about it. The number the horseshoe landed on represented the precise amount the contestants had to drink…of donkey semen and urine. Yes, you read that right. The best thing about this is that they’re drinking donkey cum for the opportunity to win $50k. Hearing Joe talk about this on his podcast was hilarious, from what I can remember he was pretty happy about it getting cancelled. He knew it had gone too far and still got paid.

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Watch as a bunch of musicians to try out virtual reality porn for the first time. This technology mixed with porn has the potential to take over your life, and I for one welcome that.

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The BongLord has come down from his castle made of clouds to bless us with this holy video featuring a 4 shotter in a gatorade bottle, Straya style. All praise be to thy BongLord!

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Chrissy Teigen, the stunning 29-year-old former Sports Illustrated cover girl, posed completely nude on a beach in Florida with her boyfriend John Legend. Check out this insane gallery featuring Chrissy’s exposed breasts! Thankfully, John wasn’t naked too.

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This man caught my wife cheating with a coke head in a prostitute infested motel. Naturally, he was fired up had a lot of hilarious things to say!

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As a legion of adult stars – and their fans – gather in a Las Vegas casino for the AVN Awards, the annual ‘Oscars of porn’, King Kong Dong walks around interviewing some of the stars and trying out his new move, the motorbutt. This dude is definitely getting pink eye, but f**k it, totally worth it.

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How does that shirt stay down through all that chaos? I’m a guy, but I just got sympathy pains watching this. Car accidents happen for a reason and this is one of them. God bless you Lindsey Pelas.