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Grace Kelly. Audrey Hepburn. Marilyn Monroe. Brigitte Bardot. Katharine Hepburn. And now add to that list of female icons, @lilbabybytch. On the second to last day of Women’s History Month, this fearless woman leaned in and broke a whole new barrier: the first woman to buttchug Mountain Dew.

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How’s the audacity of this chick to come out with “you must be a grower, not a shower”, then later say “don’t be mean, I wasn’t mean to you…” when he fires back. If girls get to put make up on before. Guys should be able to warm up a bit before.

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Holy sh*t those intros are getting weirder and weirder. A misstep during a late-night five-way in Las Vegas ends with Bobby Lee driving his friend to the hospital at 6am.

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Newly released video shows the moment a man tried to rob a bank before he was fatally shot. The security guard behind the shot, Brian Harrison, will not be charged and is being called a hero. “There is no doubt in my mind the actions of Brian Harrison saved the lives of those that were employees in the Alpine Bank location on that date and saved his own life,” said Joe Bruscato of the Winnebago Co. State’s Attorney. The robber, who was on drugs at the time, was shot twice and died at the scene.

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Aussie radio hosts Kyle Sandilands and Jackie ‘O’ Henderson from KIIS FM launched a naked dating game show and, to be honest, it all went quite well. Singles Danielle and Richie appeared on the show, rocking up in robes, before quickly being told to take them off. “Slide his robe off his shoulders and tell us what you think of the bloke,” Kyle says in what has to be the most awkward moment of that woman’s life. Shout out to the person holding the mic too.

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But…I like Big Macs. I just want to say on behalf of 99% of men, we don’t care how it looks, the other 1% are f**ken idiots. Appearing on the BBC Documentary “My Unusual Vagina” Antonio described her vagina as looking like a ‘Big Mac’, with labia that hangs down 4 inches from her vagina. The documentary delves into the world of corrective labiaplasty where people have surgery on their genitals to correct so-called deformities.

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This is a just a ritual at Rikers Island. It’s out of respect. They believe the rat will be surrounded buy 72 unopened cheese wheels in the after life. I can’t even begin to imagine the viruses in that prison rodent though. The dude dancing around and screaming in the background made my day.

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Shout out to the dudes trying to bring back The Jerry Springer Show like it’s 1998. There’s nothing like showing the crowd of onlookers a quick flash of your asshole while you punch a bitch in the face. If that aint white trash, I don’t know what is. What a fun crowd. What a fantastic night.

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For most people, having a wardrobe malfunction on television during the Super Bowl can be a horrendous ordeal (just ask Janet Jackson). For supermodel Chrissy Teigen, who’s gone nude on a number of occasions, these kinds of ordeals seem to be taken in stride.

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This app gave me an ear infection. And a second date! – 4/5 stars. I highly recommend getting the extra Anus DLC bonus pack. My phone started vibrating (throbbing?) heavily while I was licking it. For a moment I thought I made my phone orgasm. Turns out my mum wants me to pick up some milk on the way home.

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A model walked down a busy high street in a painted top to see if anyone would notice her bare chest. Body paint artist Sarah Ashleigh spent two hours painting the fake top on Kelly Klein for the MailOnline experiment. The model was then sent for a stroll down London’s Kensington High Street to see how passers-by would react to her unusual outfit. Kelly’s attire – or lack of – attracted far more attention than the spray-on jeans she sported for a similar test last month.

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Isn’t this essentially a nude photo shoot and not a swimsuit? American model Hannah Ferguson is unreasonably hot, strips everything off to wear a custom body painted swimsuit, leaving nothing to the imagination.

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The tattooed men gave up to 20 security guards the run around when they interrupted the Big Bash League match at Sydney Cricket Ground. A 27-year-old man from Wamberal and a 23-year-old man from Pitt Town have been issued a court attendance notice for entering the playing field without authorisation. The charge comes after the two men were restrained by security guards after they ran naked onto the field before being arrested by police.

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If there is one way to want to keep an internet challenge alive, it is to do it topless, and that will reignite it once again. Perhaps the strippers who did a mannequin challenge or Joanna Krupa’s nude mannequin challenge gave German actress and model Micaela Schäfer the inspiration she needed to do her own version, because the version she did is one you may want to check out a few times. And Micaela even invited some of her friends to help her out, because that’s what friends are for.

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So what’s the game plan here? Pop a load in your pants and walk around the rest of the day soaked in sperm? He’s not masturbating. He just has a very itchy boner. It’s like his other arm is like “stop it bro, chill out. You gonna get us busted.”

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Die Antwoord have shared the video for “Fat Faded Fuckface”, the fourth single from their September-released album, Mount Ninji and da Nice Time Kid. The twisted clip was directed by frontwoman Yo-landi Visser, and is – as you can probably expect – very NSFW. Expect a lot of boobs, some goat-human hybrids, and a flash of vagina.

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These are the horrific injuries suffered by a man when he fell and hit his forehead on the kerb during a night out with his mates. He said he suffered the brutal gash during an unsuccessful attempt to land a front flip. The extremely graphic five-second clip posted on Twitter shows Craig pulling a chunk of skin away from the site of the cut. He told Twitter users the wound was “100 per cent real” and joked that it was “just a wee scratch”. Craig wrote to another Twitter user: “Heed butted a kerb mate, not advised”. He added: “Forward rolling while rubbered mate also not advisable”.

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“Me critical analysis of one of the greatest talent show strip dances ever. This video contains sexual humour. Come forth and cast me into the abyss of the web YouTube Heroes. The sheila is Cinthia Fernandez. Fuck knows who the bloke is.” – Ozzy Man.