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This is a just a ritual at Rikers Island. It’s out of respect. They believe the rat will be surrounded buy 72 unopened cheese wheels in the after life. I can’t even begin to imagine the viruses in that prison rodent though. The dude dancing around and screaming in the background made my day.

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Shout out to the dudes trying to bring back The Jerry Springer Show like it’s 1998. There’s nothing like showing the crowd of onlookers a quick flash of your asshole while you punch a bitch in the face. If that aint white trash, I don’t know what is. What a fun crowd. What a fantastic night.

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For most people, having a wardrobe malfunction on television during the Super Bowl can be a horrendous ordeal (just ask Janet Jackson). For supermodel Chrissy Teigen, who’s gone nude on a number of occasions, these kinds of ordeals seem to be taken in stride.

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This app gave me an ear infection. And a second date! – 4/5 stars. I highly recommend getting the extra Anus DLC bonus pack. My phone started vibrating (throbbing?) heavily while I was licking it. For a moment I thought I made my phone orgasm. Turns out my mum wants me to pick up some milk on the way home.

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A model walked down a busy high street in a painted top to see if anyone would notice her bare chest. Body paint artist Sarah Ashleigh spent two hours painting the fake top on Kelly Klein for the MailOnline experiment. The model was then sent for a stroll down London’s Kensington High Street to see how passers-by would react to her unusual outfit. Kelly’s attire – or lack of – attracted far more attention than the spray-on jeans she sported for a similar test last month.

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Isn’t this essentially a nude photo shoot and not a swimsuit? American model Hannah Ferguson is unreasonably hot, strips everything off to wear a custom body painted swimsuit, leaving nothing to the imagination.

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The tattooed men gave up to 20 security guards the run around when they interrupted the Big Bash League match at Sydney Cricket Ground. A 27-year-old man from Wamberal and a 23-year-old man from Pitt Town have been issued a court attendance notice for entering the playing field without authorisation. The charge comes after the two men were restrained by security guards after they ran naked onto the field before being arrested by police.

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If there is one way to want to keep an internet challenge alive, it is to do it topless, and that will reignite it once again. Perhaps the strippers who did a mannequin challenge or Joanna Krupa’s nude mannequin challenge gave German actress and model Micaela Schäfer the inspiration she needed to do her own version, because the version she did is one you may want to check out a few times. And Micaela even invited some of her friends to help her out, because that’s what friends are for.

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So what’s the game plan here? Pop a load in your pants and walk around the rest of the day soaked in sperm? He’s not masturbating. He just has a very itchy boner. It’s like his other arm is like “stop it bro, chill out. You gonna get us busted.”

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Die Antwoord have shared the video for “Fat Faded Fuckface”, the fourth single from their September-released album, Mount Ninji and da Nice Time Kid. The twisted clip was directed by frontwoman Yo-landi Visser, and is – as you can probably expect – very NSFW. Expect a lot of boobs, some goat-human hybrids, and a flash of vagina.

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These are the horrific injuries suffered by a man when he fell and hit his forehead on the kerb during a night out with his mates. He said he suffered the brutal gash during an unsuccessful attempt to land a front flip. The extremely graphic five-second clip posted on Twitter shows Craig pulling a chunk of skin away from the site of the cut. He told Twitter users the wound was “100 per cent real” and joked that it was “just a wee scratch”. Craig wrote to another Twitter user: “Heed butted a kerb mate, not advised”. He added: “Forward rolling while rubbered mate also not advisable”.

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“Me critical analysis of one of the greatest talent show strip dances ever. This video contains sexual humour. Come forth and cast me into the abyss of the web YouTube Heroes. The sheila is Cinthia Fernandez. Fuck knows who the bloke is.” – Ozzy Man.

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Shoulder roll followed by right uppercut. Beautiful counter. Was one of Mayweather’s signature moves. The bouncer must have a bit of a boxing background. Not to mention some MMA training as well. He caught him in a crucifix there at the end like he was lying in bed chilling drinking a coffee and reading the newspaper. Drunk had no chance.

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It’s not enough that The Conjuring 2 is based on terrifying true events. Village Roadshow went a step further by putting together this hilariously cruel prank inspired by the horror story. Directed by Aussie James Wan, it has broken box office records and is now the most successful horror film of all time in Australia.

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Dan Bilzerian’s incendiary, bizarre and slightly terrifying Instagram account may be a good thing or it may be a bad thing, but it is definitely a thing. And despite several recent legal wrangles, it continues to go well beyond the financial and moral constraints of pretty much every other human being alive. Love them or hate then, gamblers Dan Bilzerian and Bill Perkins sure know how to create buzz and live the dream.

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Four Corners has revealed shocking vision of a young boy being repeatedly victimised while in youth detention facilities in the Northern Territory. The boy, who was between 13 and 14 at the time, is forcefully stripped naked, held in a hog tie position, carried by the neck and thrown across a room as well as being knocked to the floor by staff. Disgusting stuff.

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While on our internet travels we stumbled across a particular image by Russian photographer Ura Pechen that stopped us in our tracks. Shooting mostly girls we couldn’t look away and that’s why todays spotlight gallery goes to Ura. Follow him on instagram for some really good viewing. FOLLOW HERE

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Its Wednesday so we suggest you stop, drop and ogle some eye candy. Happy Hump Day