Holy sh*t that was intense. I cannot believe how far it flew. I’m now patiently awaiting the footage from the minivan’s dash cam…

Those cops were driving the same way I drive home from the bar every night. Just kidding, I would never get behind the wheel of a car while drunk. My designated driver takes me home, or as some like to call them, the dirty prostitute I just hired from the back ally way. That cop car has some good acceleration.
































