Apparently William Shatner almost burned down his house trying to deep fry a turkey once.
And since no one should ever, under any circumstance, make the same mistakes as William Shatner, here’s a video showing the fiery chaos that can come of a turkey frying mishap.
After the jump, cool guys don’t look at explosions…
Because why not? He has to do something to keep his giant balls in check right?
To be completely honest, I had to grow some balls just to watch this.
Do not view all, press play, or show this to any of your friends unless you want them to gag. On a positive note, gagging is funny, so my advice would be to show them…
A hydrator was a device that hydrated and presumably reheated dehydrated foods in a similar way to a Microwave. It had at least four levels of hydration.
In 2015, Grandma Lorraine placed a four-inch diameter pizza into a hydrator, and after a wait of a few seconds, brought out a large pizza that was at least fifteen inches in diameter. The pizza was piping hot, but the metal plate beneath it was at normal temperature, as Lorraine was able to handle it with her bare hands.
Black & Decker made a model of hydrator, including the unit that was in Marty and Jennifer’s home. We have four years left to make this a reality. I’m looking at you Black & Decker, let’s do this!
It’s French Fry Week – Day One. Epic Meal Time dropped a new French Fry video everyday this work week! Check them all out below.
It’s Day Two of French Fry Week and Epic Meal Time goes HAM…canned ham! That’s right, they get down with some SPAM and Four Loko. Smart.
Day Three! They took the poutine and we made a candy version! AWhatup Ganache?!
Day Four! Epic Meal Time takes waffle fries to the next level by including waffles, with candy fries in them! Bacon/Jack/Chocolate! That’s how they do waffle fries player!
Day Five! Epic Meal Time goes to a poutine eating contest with FuriousPete and destroys a 15lb o poutine! As a bonus, we include a chunk of deleted scenes from this past week’s French Fry videos. Check it out below.
Epic Meal Time amass a collection of burgers and the starting line-up of fast food chicken burgers to create an enormous combo. As you can see below, gravy and Jack Daniels shots went down as well!
People used to get pissed off about the ads in their videos. Now they don’t mind, because they bought a f**king meat grinder with the profits, awesome.
So you built a slide from the very top of your roof, but forgot to get all Einstein with it and mathematically figure out how far you are going to fly. I’m not surprised though, because all they set up anyway was a 10inch deep kiddy pool. Hope your back feels better soon buddy.
Next up we have a slide featuring less need for a chiropractor and more need for a fork.
These guys pitted 1000 packs of ramen noodles against 1 hot Summer day and created an epic 20-foot slip’n'slide to be remembered throughout ages.
