Cow2Twitch

This is the concerning moment a slab of raw beef appears to pulsate. Social media users have said are considering turning vegetarian after watching the disturbing footage. Some suggested the zombie steak was infested with maggots which give it a pulsating effect. The footage was taken in China’s Shandong Province where a woman thought the slab of meat was “beating” like a heart. Now granted, some people say they like their steaks “still kicking,” but this video raises that sentiment to an entirely different level.

Meat2Meat

So, people aren’t like me, therefore they must die. Oh look, it’s vegan Hitler. I was eating a burger while I put this post together. You gonna kill me now babe? Over 5,000 people have liked this video on Youtube so far, let that sink in for a bit. If animals weren’t meant to be eaten, why are they made from deliciousness? Do you agree with her? Leave your thoughts in our comment section now!

GummiGummi2

Technology has come so far in the last century. I’m so glad that we are at a point in history where we can finally record gummy bears being shot at a girls ass at 5,000 frames per second. What a time to be alive!

Space

Astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti is currently living on board the International Space Station for her long duration mission Futura. Food is an important item in space, also on the psychological side; that’s why astronauts are allowed a certain quantity of the so-called “bonus food” of their choice that reminds them of their home cooking tastes. We asked Samantha to show us how she manages to cook one of her bonus food recipes in microgravity: whole red rice with peas and chicken turmeric.

Glitch

Footage recently posted on Facebook gave people a step-by step guide of how to manipulate the fast food giant’s new self-serve system. It allowed them to pay only $9.75 for a Family Box that would normally cost $19.95. A spokesperson for McDonalds Australia said that the issue has been identified and being resolved as soon as possible.

NoodleNoodle2

Seen here in her dining room of solitude, Japanese competitive eater Yuka Kinoshita prepares to down six pounds of Yakisoba Ramen in a single sitting. Several times she even covers the whole bowl in mayonnaise. Any idea what percentage of your daily allowance of sodium six pounds of ramen contains? Because I’m pretty sure it’s well into the f**k that range.

Pepper

Ghost peppers are nasty business. Apparently this kid didn’t get the memo, when he decided to sneak off to the school bathroom and down one whole on a dare. Yeah we get it, it’s hot. Now gently remove your tampon and soak up some of those tears with it.

LA

Right now hundreds of thousands of college students are prepping for and taking final exams, and the school year is coming to a close for millions of students around the world. So in an effort to pay homage to the hard working youth of this world, the L.A. BEAST decided to see if the human body is capable of consuming the very same school supplies that students utilise during the school year!