In the latest How-To, Matty Matheson shows us how to make a Garfield-approved, guaranteed-to-get-you-laid beef lasagna. This recipe is so good, Matty thinks it should be adapted as the standard lasagna recipe for Italians worldwide. (Shots fired!) Don’t waste your time with goopy tomato sauce—instead, focus on making the perfect meat sludge to layer between the noodles and massive amounts of mozzarella cheese. Add in a surprise parsley layer for some variety and some Parmesan on top, and in 30 minutes, you’ll have a perfect ten-pound grease pie. Bon appétit, trolls!
A cyclist named Jamie was riding in Buffalo, NY when he spotted a cop car blocking the bike lane. “You know you’re parked in a bike lane, double parked?” Jamie says to the cop. The po po explains, “I also have my hazards on and I’m also an emergency vehicle.” “Pizza is an emergency now?” responds Jamie. Dude has clearly never eaten pizza before.
“I told my friends that I got a sponsorship by a ‘Halal Turkey Bacon’ company and asked them to review the product for the sponsored video. But once they start munching on the food I break the news to them that its real bacon!” – Qias Omar.
The latest in epic How-To’s from internet phenom Matty Matheson was inspired by the family meal that Matty made at Mallard Cottage while filming for his MUNCHIES series Keep It Canada. This version of macaroni and cheese, in true Matheson fashion, is a more turnt version of the classic dish. Bon appétit, trolls!
The Health Department has taken action after a local supermarket’s frozen foods section featured an unusual item. Inspectors from the LA County Health Department visited the Metro Supermarket in Temple City, after being informed that the market was selling raccoons as food. Employees at the market declined to appear on camera, but did show entire raccoons, frozen, bagged, and selling for $9.99. The employees say raccoon is considered a delicacy in China.
An undercover exposé at a spent hen slaughter plant in Butterfield, Minnesota revealed severe animal suffering. Utterly disgusted by this practice however I disagree with the message about eating less meat. I love eating meat, this issue can be fixed by killing them more humanely. Transporting them in better conditions, and making sure the birds are incapacitated before having their throats slit. What do you guys think? Disagree? Leave your thoughts in our comment section.
Ever since the L.A. BEAST was a young fella, he was never able to enjoy any cinnamon flavoured candy or gum because he would get a severe reaction causing burns all inside his mouth, and a rash on his face. In an effort to to attempt to enjoy cinnamon flavoured things for the first time in his life, the L.A. BEAST came across a special product called Miracle Berries which when dissolved on your tongue, changes the way foods taste. For example, an extremely sour lemon tastes sweet, and a Guinness beer tastes like you are drinking a chocolate milk. The stage is set, will the L.A. Beast survive?
Professional eater of hialrious things, and a boss at life in general, L.A. Beast tried to tackle a Guinness World Record. What he ended up doing was the worst and most hilarious way to eat hot dogs ever. I have tears in my eyes from laughter.