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Right now hundreds of thousands of college students are prepping for and taking final exams, and the school year is coming to a close for millions of students around the world. So in an effort to pay homage to the hard working youth of this world, the L.A. BEAST decided to see if the human body is capable of consuming the very same school supplies that students utilise during the school year!

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Ryan McHenry, the filmmaker who invented the “Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal” meme, has died after a two-year battle against bone cancer. In his honor, Ryan Gosling has finally eaten a spoonful of cereal. The actor uploaded a video showing him pouring himself a bowl of cereal, before raising a spoon to McHenry’s memory and chowing down on his Corn Flakes.

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Sid is an adorable little beagle who has recently taken the Internet by storm thanks to his penchant for patiently holding food in his mouth. From enormous slices of pizza to frozen waffles, Sid is happy to sit and chill with any variety of foodstuffs between his teeth. Sid even has his own Instagram, where you can follow his food-scapades and documented cuteness.

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In the latest How-To, Matty Matheson shows us how to make a Garfield-approved, guaranteed-to-get-you-laid beef lasagna. This recipe is so good, Matty thinks it should be adapted as the standard lasagna recipe for Italians worldwide. (Shots fired!) Don’t waste your time with goopy tomato sauce—instead, focus on making the perfect meat sludge to layer between the noodles and massive amounts of mozzarella cheese. Add in a surprise parsley layer for some variety and some Parmesan on top, and in 30 minutes, you’ll have a perfect ten-pound grease pie. Bon appétit, trolls!

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A cyclist named Jamie was riding in Buffalo, NY when he spotted a cop car blocking the bike lane. “You know you’re parked in a bike lane, double parked?” Jamie says to the cop. The po po explains, “I also have my hazards on and I’m also an emergency vehicle.” “Pizza is an emergency now?” responds Jamie. Dude has clearly never eaten pizza before.

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“I told my friends that I got a sponsorship by a ‘Halal Turkey Bacon’ company and asked them to review the product for the sponsored video. But once they start munching on the food I break the news to them that its real bacon!” – Qias Omar.

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When someone claims to have a sweet tooth we all know they aren’t referring to an actual physical tooth that’s sweet. Do You Have A Sweet Tooth?

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After taking on a 90 day body transformation, this guy allowed himself a monster of a cheat day, consuming just under 13,000 calories. I feel sick just watching him!

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The latest in epic How-To’s from internet phenom Matty Matheson was inspired by the family meal that Matty made at Mallard Cottage while filming for his MUNCHIES series Keep It Canada. This version of macaroni and cheese, in true Matheson fashion, is a more turnt version of the classic dish. Bon appétit, trolls!

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The Health Department has taken action after a local supermarket’s frozen foods section featured an unusual item. Inspectors from the LA County Health Department visited the Metro Supermarket in Temple City, after being informed that the market was selling raccoons as food. Employees at the market declined to appear on camera, but did show entire raccoons, frozen, bagged, and selling for $9.99. The employees say raccoon is considered a delicacy in China.

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From delicious dollops of chocolate ice cream to fried eggs with sizzling bacon, we’re sure there’s something for everyone in this hand-picked selection, whatever your personal taste and appetite…

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This has got to be a pretty rare sight, usually Maccas is packed to the rafters at night. What outrageous meal would you prepare if you were left alone in McDonalds? Leave your creative and heart attack inducing thoughts in our comment section now!

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From delicious dollops of chocolate ice cream to fried eggs with sizzling bacon, we’re sure there’s something for everyone in this hand-picked selection, whatever your personal taste and appetite…

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An undercover exposé at a spent hen slaughter plant in Butterfield, Minnesota revealed severe animal suffering. Utterly disgusted by this practice however I disagree with the message about eating less meat. I love eating meat, this issue can be fixed by killing them more humanely. Transporting them in better conditions, and making sure the birds are incapacitated before having their throats slit. What do you guys think? Disagree? Leave your thoughts in our comment section.

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Shooting a liquid nitrogen cooled “Worlds Largest” gummy bear with a 12 gauge shotgun. We should cover our soldiers in thick gummy gelatin. Ants would gather on them and form a natural camouflage.

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Ever since the L.A. BEAST was a young fella, he was never able to enjoy any cinnamon flavoured candy or gum because he would get a severe reaction causing burns all inside his mouth, and a rash on his face. In an effort to to attempt to enjoy cinnamon flavoured things for the first time in his life, the L.A. BEAST came across a special product called Miracle Berries which when dissolved on your tongue, changes the way foods taste. For example, an extremely sour lemon tastes sweet, and a Guinness beer tastes like you are drinking a chocolate milk. The stage is set, will the L.A. Beast survive?

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Professional eater of hialrious things, and a boss at life in general, L.A. Beast tried to tackle a Guinness World Record. What he ended up doing was the worst and most hilarious way to eat hot dogs ever. I have tears in my eyes from laughter.

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Seth Rogen and James Franco invaded the Epic Meal Time kitchen to replace sauce boss Harvey (the guy with Sparta beard) and make a Korean BBQ lasagna that weighs in at 33,000 calories. Which is probably more calories than the average North Korean citizen is allowed to eat in a year.