Yoga pants have had their turn in the spotlight, now its yoga shorts’ time! Please secure your seat belt, keep your hands inside the carriage at all times and enjoy the ride…
Note to self: Write something hilarious about her massive rib balloons here. Maybe mention milk and being thirsty, then say something about Shock Mansion being f**ken awesome and viewers should press ‘LIKE’ if they want to see more of this sh*t. After you’ve done all that, lurk on some porn sites for a while. Consider buying one of those Fleshlights.
This is the 100 Most Beautiful Faces of the year video as decided by TC Candler. Unlike many other annual publications, this is not a popularity contest. Instead it aims to be an international list and one that is inclusive of many cultures, lifestyles, professions and degrees of fame. Emma Watson was the 2011 winner, who do you think will win this year?
Somewhere, hidden away in a dark room, an engineer is toiling away on clothing sturdy enough to contain her glorious fun-bags from bursting out into the sunlight. He is truly the greatest villain of our time. Oh by the way, if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours seek immediate medical attention. Enjoy.