One late summers evening I decided to answer the door in my lingerie…to a rather randy pizza man! – Tamara Grace

Michael Bay socks us in the face from all angles with Victoria’s Secret‘s “Very Sexy 2013″ Campaign. After watching it once and only once I swear, I can vouch that it was accurately titled. Who needs Bay’s normal fare of evil, three-story tall robots when you have a Lamborghini, dope graffiti, and supermodels in underwear flaunting the goods to bass-heavy electro hip-hop in high definition? No one. No one needs that other stuff.

Take me down to cellulite city where the grass ain’t green and the girls ain’t pretty. I’ve never seen a gas station with 6 security guards before have you?

Sweet mother of god. Jessica Alba has still got it! Need proof? Well, then look no further than these sexy photos of the 31-year-old actress. The mother of two looked smoking hot while enjoying the sun and surf in St. Barts recently…

All these girls are good looking because I’m pretty sure Vikings never brought back ugly women. Brb, moving to Iceland.

To show our appreciation for gorgeous women, let’s spend some time right now admiring their bodies in really tight clothing. Gallery after the click…

To show our appreciation for gorgeous women, let’s spend some time right now admiring their bodies in really tight clothing. Gallery after the click…

Ok, so this video confused the hell out of me. I’m not sure if I should call the cops or pay a visit to p0rnhub. What do you think? Leave your thoughts in our comment section now!

We’ll keep the intro simple, because we don’t want to keep you from this hilariously good video. People who work out are sexy. Working out makes you hot and sweaty. When you get hot and sweaty you wear less clothing. This video is ‘Not Safe For Work‘, so if your boss is lurking nearby, be warned my friend.

Seeing a girl in bed is like the view from the top of a mountain. You’ve done all the work, you’ve passed all the tests, and now it’s time to enjoy your reward. So lay back, get comfortable, and enjoy. You’ve earned it.

Meanwhile, at Ultra…there is a guy, Vitaly Zdorovetskiy, who will pay you money to let him lick Nutella off your ass. So ladies, if you’re bored standing in line, hit the man up and earn a quick $20 by starring in some old fashioned softcore Nutella porn, because hey, those tickets were expensive!

To show our appreciation for gorgeous women, let’s spend some time right now admiring their bodies in really tight clothing. Video after the click…