One late summers evening I decided to answer the door in my lingerie…to a rather randy pizza man! – Tamara Grace
Michael Bay socks us in the face from all angles with Victoria’s Secret‘s “Very Sexy 2013″ Campaign. After watching it once and only once I swear, I can vouch that it was accurately titled. Who needs Bay’s normal fare of evil, three-story tall robots when you have a Lamborghini, dope graffiti, and supermodels in underwear flaunting the goods to bass-heavy electro hip-hop in high definition? No one. No one needs that other stuff.
We’ll keep the intro simple, because we don’t want to keep you from this hilariously good video. People who work out are sexy. Working out makes you hot and sweaty. When you get hot and sweaty you wear less clothing. This video is ‘Not Safe For Work‘, so if your boss is lurking nearby, be warned my friend.
Meanwhile, at Ultra…there is a guy, Vitaly Zdorovetskiy, who will pay you money to let him lick Nutella off your ass. So ladies, if you’re bored standing in line, hit the man up and earn a quick $20 by starring in some old fashioned softcore Nutella porn, because hey, those tickets were expensive!