I’ve got nothing to say, just hit the jump. There are 9 more photos there waiting to sweep you away into a labyrinth of unfulfillable fantasies. Also available after the jump, instructions on how to pitch a trouser tent.
Here’s the curvaceous Doutzen Kroes in lingerie photos from the latest Victoria’s Secret catalog, which happens to be my most favourite catalog on planet earth. Enjoy!
Marissa Miller and other various and sundry models get topless for this months British UK. Note the models measurements on each picture as well haha, classic 
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Olivia Wilde, a household favourite of ours, posed for the latest issue of Elle magazine. On a sad note, I can’t say she did the same for Playboy, but I’ve joined a support group where we meet every Thursday, and we stay positive and hopeful. More pictures after the jump.
We are either looking at the tightest pants known to mankind or we are witnessing two water balloons in a sack. God bless this woman. I hope this trend catches on. Does she work at the petrol station? Because I’m running there right now and I’m planning to loiter out the front like a creep for a few hours. It’s how I roll.
If I had everything my way, these photos would not be safe for work. Unfortunately they are *sigh* we can’t win them all can we.
Jessica Simpson looks hot in these photos, but seriously, what is up with her standing in a trolley?! Hit the jump to see this weirdness.
Cintia Dicker was photographed in the Canary Islands, Spain, in all types of skimpy outfits. This Brazilian bombshell can drop passed Shock Mansion at any old time she pleases. More photos plus a video after the jump.
