Hot chicks are awesome. Hot chicks in bras on roller coasters are like presents on Christmas morning. Check out a video of sexy ladies enjoying the thrills and chills of a roller coasters while repping nothing but support for their milkers.

I think I am most relaxed when I’m looking at the curves of a lady. So right now, you can assume I am lying in a hammock, cradling a drink in a coconut with no pants on listening to ‘The Best of The Beach Boys’ CD. I’m not though. I actually spend most of my days roaming with wild kangaroos, were the food is cheap and the females are cheaper.

When you thought Shock Mansion couldn’t get any better, we go ahead and deliver hot cars and hot women in the same post! The main problem we will face is trying to choose which tail-pipe we like more.

NFL cheerleaders and trampolines go together like beer and sport. Both get me excited and make me act like a caveman. I just broke my keyboard with an erratic wielding club.

I’m glad I wasn’t at the beach the same day that Adriana Lima decided to go. I would have been stuck for hours lying uncomfortably face down tanning my back, while staring through seedy dark sunglasses and muttering gibberish to myself.

What happens when you mix a six pack, a tool box and Hubba Girl, Marsha Howard?

Marsha uses all sorts of different tools to bust cans open for some good old fashioned shotgunning of course.

Hit the jump to see Marsha skateboarding.