Choke

Shhh…no tears. Only dreams now. I’ll let her do that to me, but only if she is of age, and I can face the other way. Think it’s fake? Tear it apart in the comment section now.

Conor

Making bold predictions is one of the things that has made Conor McGregor such a unique and entertaining athlete. McGregor has never been reluctant to forecast the future and, in the majority of cases so far, the UFC interim featherweight champion has been right. That’s backed up in a video released yesterday, which features footage of McGregor telling the world of his intentions from as far back as 2008. “My name is Conor McGregor and I live in Lucan. I’m an up-and-coming fighter and, without a doubt, you will see me in the UFC in the near future.”

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After a tightly contested first round the former world champion kick-boxer sat down on a straight right-hand that instantly shut the Aucklander’s lights off, sending him sprawling through the ropes in dramatic fashion and right into a ringside dinner table, diners scrambling to save their Hoki while cutlery flayed. As brutal a knock-out as you’ll ever see.

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You basically run at somebody full speed, leap into the air extending both legs so the body is parallel or horizontal to the ground, and smash the designated target with the soles of your feet. If you have the time to scream “For Narnia!” while you’re in the air, it’s usually more effective.

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Rousey destroyed the previously unbeaten Brazilian Bethe Correia, inside 34 seconds at UFC 190, securing her sixth title defence and extending her winning streak to 12. The undisputed UFC bantamweight champion has won her previous three fights in a total of 64 seconds, enhancing her reputation as one of the greatest fighters of all time.

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Not too long ago, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling came to the defense of Serena Williams on Twitter after somebody said she was “built like a man.” Now, if you dare try to say something like that about Ronda Rousey, we’ll say a prayer for you because athletes, like LeBron James and fellow MMA fighter Conor McGregor, wouldn’t dare step into the Octagon with Rousey, so what makes you so special? But just in case you want to call Rousey’s body “masculine,” she has a message for you.

KO

For some reason, one man thought it would be a good idea to lob bottles into a crowd of people. Unfortunately for him, another man thought it would be a good idea to knock him the f**k out. So he did. I hope whoever got hit with that bottle knows this was that mother f**ker’s fate.

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Inmates at New Zealand’s Mount Eden Correctional Facility have been filmed fighting each other in organised fights that somehow ended up on YouTube. Mobile phones are prohibited at the 120-year-old prison, as is fighting.

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Check out the “Fight Motion” super-slow-motion highlights of the UFC’s most recent pay-per-view event. The UFC highlights captured the five main-card fights at UFC 189, which took place July 11 at MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. The pay-per-view featured five stoppages and had fans, analysts and UFC brass alike all saying it may have been the best main card in the promotion’s history.

Bat

A man captured on video striking a motorcyclist with a baseball bat during an apparent road rage incident voluntarily walked into the Police Department to discuss what happened. Ramos explained his “overreaction” resulted from being shot five times several years ago. “If you’ve been shot before and somebody tells you they’re going to hurt you, you’re going to try to take care of yourself,” he said.

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Michael Barbella and Michael Duffy, whose daughters once played on the same traveling softball team, were charged with second-degree assault and disorderly conduct stemming from a verbal and physical altercation. If you ever thought your dad was embarrassing, be thankful this isn’t one of yours.

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“The man wearing all black in the silver truck tailed the young drunk man to his home. Albuquerque Police were called and the victim who got knocked unconscious was taken to jail because he blew over the legal limit. The man in the black shirt was let go because the young victim did not want to press charges.”

Fist

Real men fight in supermarkets. An argument, potentially about who gets the delicious last roast chicken for sale, between a man and a pregnant woman escalated quickly after the woman’s husband walked up to the man inside the Baldwin Park Publix grocery store and a fist fight ensued.

Ronda

After beating out Floyd Mayweather Jr. for “Best Fighter” at the 2015 ESPYs, Ronda Rousey couldn’t resist bringing up the boxer’s history of domestic violence. “I wonder how Floyd feels being beat by a woman for once,” Rousey said. This isn’t the first time Rousey has spoken out on Mayweather’s past domestic violence incidents. Also, last year, in response to a claim that he would get “badly” hurt by Rousey, Mayweather said he didn’t know who Rousey was. Feel the burn baby.

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Im not sure what happened? Shouldn’t the cop have emptied his clip into the air to established dominance, reloaded, found a pit bull and then shot it? If you close your eyes, you’d swear you’re listening to an ice hockey referee. “Grow up! Two minutes in the box!”

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He ducked that haymaker like a god damn pro. Old, fat, out of shape men should never fight angry youth. That’s a sheepish walk home with your friends if I’ve ever seen one. “So we all agree never again to speak of when the four of us couldn’t handle that one guy? Ok good.”

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UFC 189 brought pure madness from nearly all fights, and a huge part of that was the instant classic of a bout between Robbie Lawler and Rory MacDonald. The back and forth contest was not only insanely bloody for both men, it ended with a fantastic come from behind finish in Lawler.

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The footage shows a male manager at a Manhattan Panera Bread restaurant punching a female employee who was in the process of quitting, but both are now out of a job. I think we should all agree and be taught at a young age that if you put your hands on anyone you can and should fully expect the same response. What do you think? Leave your thoughts in our comment section now.