This is Mr Bizzle having a quick snack before he heads off to work. I could really go for some Dunkers right about now myself. Now, get a few of them to play poker together and we have a movie!

A rare encounter with a giant shark off the coast of Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina, captured on video. “We think it’s two dolphins pretty far apart. Those two dolphins turned out to be one giant shark.”

This dude isn’t carrying a stick. That’s actually a leg bone from a genetically-cloned dinosaur that made the mistake of looking at him funny.

Micky the Alsatian Dog (German Shepherd) was claimed to be the world’s greatest canine jumper back in 1930. I liked the part with the gate, it had an element of danger with those spikes. I wonder if that man had a trampoline installed into his back? Either way, this video is awesome.

These guys were Tarpon fishing under Long Key bridge near Duck Key, Fl. After a 20 minute fight with a tarpon, a 14 foot long hammer head shark attacks and eventually eats the tarpon.

They tried to protect the tarpon by running it down and creating as much noise and bubbles to confuse the shark and hide the fish. But the shark won, and after about 5 hits, swims off with the tarpon in its mouth.

Moments later, half of the 65lb tarpon floats up and the dude grabs the remains to add to the documentation. The shark returns on a high speed pass and bumps the boat with significant enough force to make the girl scream.

The guy gets his hands on it just as the hammer head shark strikes again, this time claiming the remains of his dinner. Conservative size estimations are 14 feet long at about 400lbs…

Fenton the dog is really into chasing red deer in Richmond park, London. His owner however, is not too happy about it…

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause they’re rapin’ everybody out here!

I think I’ll take today to be thankful that I am not a toad with a parasitic worm in its eye!

That said, he seems to be pretty chilled out with it. How long can you watch it before you start feeling phantom worms wigglin’ and squigglin’ all up in your own eye ball?

Congratulations, you’ve just seen one of the worst things on the internet this week. Enjoy the rest of your week…

Three lionesses pounced on a crocodile after the reptile tried to attack a cub – and a tourist caught it all on camera.

The protective females instinctively leaped into action to fend off the aggressive crocodile after it had attempted to pick off the youngster.

During the violent encounter the crocodile managed to bite one of the big cats on the face, but was soon killed by the pride.

If this isn’t man’s best friend, then I don’t know what is. Okay boy, now go and fetch my delicious vodka. Good boy!

Move over skateboarding/surfing dogs, there is a new talent on the internet who’s enthusiasm makes all other action sports dogs look like mutts and strays.

Filmed in Park city, Utah, at trailside bike park, Lily the dog powers through all the sections of this bike track, even clearing doubles and keeping up with the rider! Filmed from all sorts of epic angles, this video captures Lily as she shreds anything in her path.

Check this epic video out after the jump…

Chameleons are a distinctive and highly specialized clade of lizards. They are distinguished by their parrot-like feet, their separately mobile and stereoscopic eyes, their very long, highly modified, and rapidly extrudable tongues and of course, the ability of some to change color.

Igor Siwanowicz is an exceptional photographer who captures beautiful photos of reptiles and amphibians. Unlike any other insect photographer, Igor manages to capture human like qualities in the smallest creatures.

Hit the jump to see a heap more of Igor’s awesome chameleon photos…

I hope reincarnation is real, because I’ve decided what I want to be in my next life. We all know the internet loves cat videos, but things just got super-sized with this huge black panther throwing down some of the biggest jumps you will ever seen.

The cat leaps up his enclosure fence chasing his toy only to end up a full human’s height above his trainer.

Watch this insane video after the jump…

A man jumped into a spider monkey enclosure at a Brazilian zoo in an attempt to befriend them. He said he wanted to play with the primates at the Sorocaba Zoo near Sao Paulo on Sunday.

The monkeys understandably didn’t want him to be there and attacked him, leaving him bleeding. He admitted to being drunk when he jumped into the water.

He was later treated for bites to his hand and arms. Warning: This video does contain some blood.

Check out the video after the jump…

A wounded seal pup becomes a morsel for a Great White shark which swallows it whole with its gaping jaw. Photographer David Yarrow captured the stunning images on a trip to False Bay near Cape Town, South Africa.

This bro joins his feathery friend in the clear blue skies for a fly with his para glider. Could you imagine how many women this dude would get after this video went viral? I wonder what the bird is thinking? “You could fly this whole time and only just told me now!?”

A deer fiending for a Taco overcame its inability to open doors by making a magnificent leap through a glass window. The deer was uninjured, and left the taco restaurant as fast as it arrived.

A real bison never leaves a bison behind. Except when there is a pack of wolves and all a bison can think of doing is running with his eyes closed. Hey Bison, why you gotta be such a jerk?