Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes. – Lewis Grizzard.

Proceed with caution…

This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told this guy that the alpha male monkey noticed him the second he walked in the door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels threatened by tall males. So she told him to go stand by the window and turn my back on him and that he would “attack” me…

A new meaning for mouth wash? Watch as this guy get his teeth cleaned by two cleaner wrasse fish.

The cheapest and best teeth cleaning in Dahab Sinai, Egypt. Fishy fresh right out of the water…

Someone grab my piggy bank and a hammer. I am going to invest in this dog and live out my days on the royalties.

Animals greatly outnumber humans, so we’d better be nice to them. In case they get organised one day and start a revolution, here is a nice post I hope they’ll find, dedicated to how epic they are.

More after the jump…

If we all had one of these set up in our places, we could totally run our computers or maybe the TV. Damn, we are ruling at this eco-friendly stuff.

Watch as a little grizzly bear cub and a wolf cub play in the gift shop at the Woodland Zoo in Farmington, Pennsylvania. I demand this to be made into a Disney film this instant!

While riding in the wake made by a boat, this surfer realised he was sharing the wave with a dolphin off the coast of St. Pete Beach. Looks like fun!

The panting, I hear nothing but panting, please make it stop! This is the sound of 42 Saint Bernards during their walk on Lasqueti Island, Canada. Now take me to the hospital, I finished the video and can still hear panting.

Albino animals are very rare in nature, and man has long had a fascination for these creatures since ancient times.

Some cultures regard albinos as sacred animals, and they have even been the basis of great legends and folklore.

Due to their uniqueness and rarity, albino animals are some of the most valuable attractions in zoological centers and circuses throughout the world.

Today we present 30 of nature’s rarest albino, leucistic, and white creatures to you.

Hit the jump and marvel at them all…

Like some kind of epic battle in a movie set in ancient Greece, the two heads on this snake try disparately to be the one to swallow the mouse. Who’s your money on, lefty or righty?

“This male lion pounced as soon as we put our 10 month old daughter down in front of the glass alone. She is oblivious, but he seems pretty serious!”

Can’t a lion get a stain off his glass without being accused of wanting to eat a baby these days? It’s just spring cleaning people! Seriously though, chill out with the teasing, pisses me off watching videos like this…

Timur is a Russian tattoo artist and recently he decided it would be a good idea to tattoo the chest of his cat.

The cat breed is a hairless Sphinx, which he put to sleep by general anesthesia before the tattoo begun.

Russians who witnessed this video are crying foul and the controversy about this tattoo caused a massive stir on social networks over there.

The artist then got a tattoo on his own chest to match the cat. Apparently it was some kind of phrase relating to the cat’s breed Sphinx. I dug a little deeper and the man is now headed to prison for animal cruelty…

When the video starts the baby elk is about to be wounded by the wolf but gets away and find some safety in the river.

Soon after hearing the baby Elk crying the grizzly bear decides to go after it with no regard for the wolf.

At the end of the video the baby elk gains some distance but ends up on shore with the wolf waiting and the grizzly bear in hot pursuit.

I’m not sure exactly sure who won but it definitely wasn’t the elk…

A crew of South Florida roofers were redoing a client’s roof when they were surprised by bats bursting out of from under the tiles. They quickly realised it wasn’t just a few rogue bats, but an massive bat infestation.

Hundreds of tiny bats began flying out from underneath the tiles as each tile was pulled up. I’m guessing these guys will think twice before doing any more renovations for the Adams family.

Watch the crazy video after the jump…

Deadly Cobra snakes are the best friends of this 8-year-old Indian girl even after being bitten by them couple of times.

Kajol Khan who wants to become a snake catcher like her father eats, sleeps and plays with six Cobras all day long. She has even stopped going to school out of her love for the snakes.

Kajol said: “I didn’t like the company of humans in the school so stopped going there five years ago.

Isn’t she just adorable with her little fanged friends…

This amazing footage was captured by common cranes that have been hand-reared to fly alongside a microlight. This video captures the migration of cranes as they fly above Venice.

This visitor got more than she bargained for when she tried to get up close and personal to the animals at a safari park in Texas.

Eating a bag of crisps with the window down may not be the most sensible thing to do in the circumstances – especially when you’re checking out a zebra who clearly has a hankering for potato chips.

The girl, named Meagan, got such a nasty shock she almost throws up her tasty chips…