“If somebody wants to yank a guy’s crank I say let them!” – Legend fights for what he wants during a recent Town Hall meeting, and just like a genital massage, he left the best bit to last!

The old man in the back is having trouble keeping it together. The way he said it and his voice just made it ten times funnier, I’d vote this son of a bitch Mayor! But what did the city council have to say? He made so many convincing points. I need closure dammit.

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The most painful airsoft gun! – 150 BBs firing with each pull of the trigger, sounds like a quacking duck, everyone who wants some can get some!

Faith in humanity restored! – Good guy motorbike rider sees a guy on the side of the road running for his bus, pulls over and gives him a quick lift!