“I f**k bitches, actually” – Texas mother goes off her head at smart ass school kids looking to fight her son. Claims her son will murder them, and I can hear the property values dropping!

I’m trying to keep sh*t more positive in 2018 but damn it, this was entertaining. She spits some funny slang for a white suburban mother wearing pink thongs. Please don’t write cheques your teenage son can’t cash.

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Jim Carrey plays a cop who finds similarities between an unsolved murder, and a crime outlined in a book in first lead acting role in four years!

Terrifying tank slapper: Motorcyclist pinning it through highway traffic hits a pothole sending him to death-wobble city. Probably puckered so hard, he could sh*t diamonds!