Ejected: The bouncers at this club don’t give a f**k if it’s St. Patrick’s Day. Getting dragged down a metal escalator that is going up just moved to the top of my list of things to avoid!

A random dude is shown the door at ‘Deuces & The Diamond Club’ on St. Patrick’s Day in Chicago. I must say I was impressed that he was able to walk backwards down the up escalator so easily.

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Epic: Happily Stoked presents ‘Linda’. Watch Sebastian Zietz, Sheldon Simkus, Josh Kerr and Soli Bailey score subtropical cyclone perfection on a Gold Coast point break!