Meanwhile at an Eagles tailgate party, it’s a f**ken sh*t show as drunk Philadelphia fans, some with handguns tucked into their jeans, fight each other like rowdy savages!

No. 12 never leaves the bed of the truck after throwing that bottle. The random girls doing the sh*t dancing at the end if my favourite bit. There is absolutely no reason to bring a gun to a tailgate party, let alone having it on your waist when you know you’re there to get wasted. Everyone in that parking lot wearing green are suppose to be your brothers for the day, Jesus.

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Yeah, nah. Kids wearing gas masks and balaclavas don’t care about their mother’s sanity, hang off the edge of buildings because taking unnecessary chances is awesome bro!